Change Of Hoe (Skit)

[Intro: Change Of Hoe Intro]
Change Of Hoe, Change Of Hoe
(*Audience clapping*)

[Dogmatic]
Hey, how the hell are ya? I'm your host: Rick Dick 'Em Down
Welcome to Change Of Hoe
Where take a couple of freaks
Separate 'em for 24 hours, let 'em have a one night stand
And see if they'd like a CHANGE OF HOE
Now we'd like to welcome our next new contestants on the show today
My man Jamal and his main hoe, Pissy (*Audience clapping*)

[Pissy]
Hey

[Dogmatic]
Now, Jamal tell me why might want a Change Of Hoe

[Jamal, Pissy & Dogmatic]
Well Dick 'Em Down man, see I might Pissy at the after hour
And when I seen that ass on her like that, I just had to have her
But we been fuckin' for what? 'Bout 5 days now?
She don't let me bus' in her mouth (Damn right)
She talk too much (Damn)
And her feet stank (Whatever nigga)
I don't know Dick 'Em Down man, I think I just want a Change Of Hoe

[Dogmatic]
Well we sent Jamal out with one of our own hoes, Hoeanda
So let's bring that hoe out, come out Hoeanda! (*Audience clapping*)

[Hoeanda]
Hi, it's nice to be here

[Dogmatic]
Welcome to our show hoe
So uhm, tell us how your date went with you and Jamal

[Hoeanda]
Well Rich Dick 'Em it was great
Jamal went to pick me out just as i was "coming" out of the shower
And I just felt that was perfect oppurtunity to put his "cock" and his "balls" in my "MILF" (Yeah, oh right!)
Yes, remember our song baby, "Deep....throat"
"Deep...throat" Yeah that's right baby!

[Dogmatic]
Well Jamal tell me a little about the one night stand

[Jamal]
Well look Dick 'Em Down man, first of all Hoeanda got a fat ass
Look man, she ain't even greedy man
I bought her a honey bun, a pop (Cheap bitch)
Then I took her to the crib
I hit the ass, busted in her mouth man
I'm telling you man it just was fun dawg

[Dogmatic]
Well, now it's time for Jamal to choose!

[Jamal]
Well Rick man, Pissy do got some bomb ass pussy man (Fo' sho') (*Audience clapping*)
But Hoeanda got the best head (YEAH!) (Yes!) (*Audience clapping*)
You know what man? I'm think I'm just gon' have to make a Change Of Hoe!
(*Audience clapping*)

[Outro: Change Of Hoe Outro]
Change Of Hoe, Change Of Hoe