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A flying saucer came to Earth one day
It landed in New York on old Broadway
A little Martian only three feet high
Stepped out and importuned the passers by

Do you have change for a hern
I pray me you will not spurn
It may sound very funny
I just have Martian money
And being strange here I don't know which way to turn

Kind sir, please heed my cry
I pray you'll rescue I
When you visit Mars this favor I'll return

Do you have change for a hern
Do you have change for a hern
Do you have change for a hern