Champagne

I'm never gonna drink again
At least not with the finer men
At a celebration
Offering libations
From the appellation
I couldn't resist
One little kiss
But now the Bacchic thrill is gone
I didn't mean to lead you on
My heart was not the one behind
This amatory crime
No champagne does it every time
I'm singular and most off key
When bubbles get ahold of me
Taking the equation
Of the fermentation
And the cool persuasion
I've got no hope
I'm such a dope
In wine historiography
You'll find me under fancy-free
I can't be held accountable
My word's not worth a dime
When champagne does it everytime
Oh yeah, well when champagne does it
Woo, bubbles do it
When champagne does it every time