Champagne

She won't touch one drop of Scotch
She loves champagne
Brandy wine lager and lime
Nope it's champagne
Put that gin in the bin
She wants champagne
Vodka juice ain't no use
Champagne

Drinking
She can drink it in the morning
She likes it in the morning
Beat the blues out of bed
Disturbing
It's quite disturbing
To see how much she's absorbing
But she never has a sore head
Pleasing
Mmm sure it's pleasing
Serve chilled not freezimg
She'll be delighted
Leaving
I was thinkin' about leaving
Before it gets to be evening
Might stick around instead

She won't touch one drop of Scotch
She loves champagne
Brandy wine lager and lime
Nope it's champagne
Put that gin in the bin
She wants champagne
Vodka juice ain't no use
Champagne

Smoking
Standing in the rain smoking
And my clothes are all soaking
Saturated
Joking
I was hoping she was joking
When she asked me I was choking
If I'd be wed
Coping
Admirably coping
At my attempts at groping
On the bedspread
Weddings
All this talk of weddings
Honeymoons and feather beddings
Gonna end in bloodshed

She won't touch one drop of Scotch
She loves champagne
Brandy wine lager and lime
Nope it's champagne
Put that gin in the bin
She wants champagne
Vodka juice ain't no use
Champagne!

She won't touch one drop of Scotch
She loves champagne
Brandy wine lager and lime
Nope it's champagne
Put that gin in the bin
She wants champagne
Vodka juice ain't no use
Champagne!

Champagne!
Champagne!
Champagne!
Champagne!
Champagne!
Champagne!
Champagne!