Challenging Words in a Rap 4

Look what you did to me
I’m pontificating the industry like the pontiff will administer ministries
I’m teeming with energy from both the patronizers and the patrons that cheer for me
It’s an odd kind of symmetry
There is a drought of originals, too much facsimile
I’ll bring the reign that will quench the apricity

Riding a major Kamehameha wave, extinguishing fires
Leaving you in my wake to taste the rainbow and smell the petrichor

My style so glossy
It comes from my brain to my styloglossus
“Don’t go mocking my style of glasses
I’ll make you pay in Riddikulus fashions”

Just like you spell out a curse, only the literate ones will be heard
All of the others get hit with the scourge of the challenging rap demiurge
I bludgeon a hundred curmudgeons, not with a cudgel but with my words
So don’t be the persona non grata who’s swerving and stopping the flow of the learning curve
Skkrt!

I’m the Moses of rap and poets, parting the crowd like parochial schisms
Holding the global colloquium on our most common colloquialisms

Like
Poppin bottles
Female models
Brand designers
Listing cities with a considerably sized population

That’s so vapid, and platitudinous ain't it?

I was conjured by small mages who blessed a thesaurus with lots of pages
Then tossed it away in a volcano and from the ashes came Matteo
My body is porphyritic with fortified minerals
Forged into gorgeous crystals, and when you extract them you’ll find a deposit of rare primordial 4yo-isms

Like
If you waddle into a bar with a wattle
You’re gobbled

But those who eat corn on the cob
Shall get slapped with a cod
Or cornobbled

If the stench of your breath is potent
Suck some Halls for that halitosis

And press that tongue to your mouth top
If y’all got Sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia
AAHHH

I’m gonna stage a play on words and name it “Paronomasia”
A story ‘bout miniature tennis and the climax is a pair of gnomes acing ya
And then the official arrests you for racketeering cross the service line
Then you hold an all out referendum on that ref and end him in a general plebiscite

The aftermath is that you’re the anathema to the entire Athen empire
Then you’re cursed with Anatidaephobia from a Quack wearing Med attire

The critics won’t be backing down, and I don’t know when the riled rest
But those with rrrrRhotacism might say it’s in the Wild West

Patrons: OOOH!

Now which word will you give to me?
It’s gotta be long like the other 3!
Serve up a challenging dish to me!
You gotta be kidding me…

Λοπαδο­τεμαχο­σελαχο­γαλεο­κρανιο­λειψανο­δριμ­υπο­τριμματο­σιλφιο­καραβο­μελιτο­κατακεχυ­μενο­κιχλ­επι­κοσσυφο­φαττο­περιστερ­αλεκτρυον­οπτο­κεφαλλιο­κιγκλο­πελειο­λαγῳο­σιραιο­βαφη­τραγανο­πτερύγων

(Lopado­temacho­selacho­galeo­kranio­leipsano­drim­hypo­trimmato­silphio­parao­melito­katakechy­meno­kichl­epi­kossypho­phatto­perister­alektryon­opte­kephallio­kigklo­peleio­lagoio­siraio­baphe­tragano­pterygon)

Now let’s see what else ya got!