Cereal (Hayden Forbes Remix)

[Chorus: Provost]
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious)
You'd say it's not that serious (It's not that serious)
But I really can't pick a cereal (I can't pick one)
And I swear to god, I'm bout to be hysterical (Ha ha)
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious)
You'd say it's not that serious (It's not that serious)
But I really can't pick a cereal (I can't pick one)
And I swear to god, I'm bout to be hysterical (Ha ha)

[Verse 1: Provost]
I'm a lyrical miracle typical individual
Traditionally unthinkable
Not that what I say wasn't already thinked of though
In order words, I don't think, so (Uhh)
My flows stay minimal
But okay, get 'em doe
Provost gonna let 'em know
No one's close to my level though
Yet you just say it's terrible
This garbage is unbearable
But you just barеd it on stereo to share an opinion that don't mattеr though
I'd say I'm mad at you but I don't care, hoe
I swear I'm more bothered when I'm at the grocery store (Thinking thinking think)

[Chorus: Provost & Hayden Forbes]
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious)
You'd say it's not that serious (It's not that serious)
But I really can't pick a cereal (I can't pick one)
And I swear to god, I'm bout to be hysterical (Ha ha)
(Yeah)
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious)
You'd say it's not that serious (It's not that serious)
But I really can't pick a cereal (I can't pick one)
And I swear to god, I'm bout to be hysterical (Ha ha)

[Verse 2: Hayden Forbes]
Man I’m just so indecisive (indecisive)
An answer I should be provided (be provided)
Line 'em up, so many different options, hard for me to pick
CTC, Crunch Berries, Kix, and all these Chexes to mix
A cere-tier list couldn’t fix this
At the pantry with a wish list
Superstitious, wondering if eeny-meany-miny-moe would skip this
Ranting my problems with every letter of the Alphabit (A, B, C, D)
Switch up the rhyme scheme cause I bet you’re gettin’ sick of this
Fuck Raisin Bran and Corn Flakes
Being a jerk, I’m feeling funky (uh)
Cookie Crisps with Marshmallows
Sweet but also crunchy
Wait listen Kelloggs, maybe it’s time to shorten up that catalog (ooo)
Eatin' up my breakfast time, ironic how you’re gettin' off

[Chorus: Provost]
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious)
You'd say it's not that serious (It's not that serious)
But I really can't pick a cereal (I can't pick one)
And I swear to god, I'm bout to be hysterical (Ha ha)
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious)
You'd say it's not that serious (It's not that serious)
But I really can't pick a cereal (I can't pick one)
And I swear to god, I'm bout to be hysterical (Ha ha)

[Verse 3: Provost]
This is a desperate satirical (Satirical)
Not intended to be admirable (Admirable)
Just like I can't be to one cereal (To one cereal)
For me to pick a favorite is gonna take a miracle (A miracle)
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Honey Bunches of Oats much
Rice Crispies the most fun
Crackle, Pop and just munch munch (Pop pop pop pop)
How could you own such a delicious meal for lunch, dinner and breakfast?
If you don't agree, you're a dumb fuck
I'd eat 50 pounds of Reese's Puffs out of a dump truck (Beep beep)
Frost them Mini Wheats
Got Milk is the shit
Broth is for pity cheaps
Slurping something as simple as soup give me the motherfucking heebie geebies
For Pete's sake, might as well get a beaver to eat with (Ah!)

[Chorus: Provost]
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious)
You'd say it's not that serious (It's not that serious)
But I really can't pick a cereal (I can't pick one)
And I swear to god, I'm bout to be hysterical (Ha ha)
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious)
You'd say it's not that serious (It's not that serious)
But I really can't pick a cereal (I can't pick one)
And I swear to god, I'm bout to be hysterical (Ha ha)

[Outro: Provost]
Delirious
It's not that serious
I can't pick one
Ha ha