Center of the Universe

Poor little universe
Has stubbed its thing
What fell out was
A human being
I knew a little universe
That didn't mean a thing
'till he stubbed himself
Another being
Welcome to the center of the universe
You could do way worse
Poor little tiny
Little bit of universe
Has caught a cough
Spitting it out all over the place
Little dabs of the human race
Poor little dab
Right here at the center of you
Man I never needed to go
To Epcot center
Happy as a clam living in
The Epi-center
Never owned a house or a car
I'm just a renter
Met my love at the
Prevention center
You. Welcome to the center of you