Centaur [Acoustic Version]

Most people are curious
Some wanna get dirt on
The Centaur, I'm famous
I walk around with no shirt on
The easiest way would be for you to lie face down
I'm a man
But I'm built like a horse from the waist down
People are afraid of me but act like they love me
Feast your eyes upon my nudity
I am Beauty and the Beast
I have plenty to say
But nobody listens because my clock is so clean
The hour hand is missing, and so I'm famous for it
"Freaky" is what everyone's name is for it
Sure, it's larger than yours
I'm a CENTAUR for Chrissakes!
I like to eat rice cakes and listen to classical music
I'm told passion is my specialty
But really I'm old-fashioned
And I'm quite well-built
As far as physiques go
So people seem to think that I belong in a freak show
They wanna have pictures taken
Constantly assumin' that my sex drive
Is three times that of a normal human
Askin' silly questions like I'm their personal mentor
All they care about is my undercarriage because I'm the centaur
The porno industry
Wants to pay me lots of money to appear in books and movie
Cause they think I look funny
But I'm lookin' for true love
Not cookies and crumbs
More than a sore thumb, I have a complicated mind
I'm not the favorite kind of companion
For the average person
Sometimes things start well
But eventually worsen when sex becomes a problem
Or else they're unimpressed with the attention that you get
Bein' a centaur's love interest
You don't care about my next life
Just my ex-wife and the intimate details of our sex life
Most people are curious
And wanna get dirt on
The Centaur, I'm famous
I walk around with no shirt on
The easiest way would be for you to lie face down
I'm a man
But I'm built like a horse from the waist down

Most people are curious
And wanna get dirt on
The Centaur, I'm famous
I walk around with no shirt on
The easiest way would be for you to lie face down
I'm a man

Call me "country"

So handsome
Known to throw a tantrum
Quick on the draw got a job pulling a rickshaw
Rock star talkative, talented, provocative
Awkward socially, unusually emotional
Weighed in proportion my heart is the warmest
Unfortunately for me my private part is enormous..
Also the normal, I am also the authority on all sorts of important stuff morally the Centaur
Historically horrible, adorable not exactly
Magically attractive, drastically endowed
Rocket powered jock-unit, nothing new to talk about it
Don't even look at me sideways or crookedly
I am crotchety in more ways than one, macho
Watch out now
I am furry and furious

Most people are curious
And wanna get dirt on
The Centaur