Cell Black Django

[Intro (Spoken): GloZell Green]
Alright, ladies, this is your new home and I am Mama Leakes
You will do as I say, this is real life not Orange is the New Black (Hahahahahaha)

[Refrain: Kendra, Simone, Laila, Jade, Todrick, & Jessica]
*Click*, kicks
Chris, uh-uh
Sharkeisha, no, this bitch

[Intro (Spoken): GloZell Green]
And now, the 6 ratchet murderesses of Crenshaw County Jail
In their rendition of the Cell Black Django

[Intro: Kendra, Simone, Laila, Jade, Todrick, & Jessica]
*Click*, kicks, Chris, uh-uh
Sharkeisha, no, this bitch
*Click*, kicks, Chris, uh-uh, Sharkeisha, no, this bitch
*Click*, kicks, Chris, uh-uh, Sharkeisha, no, this bitch

[Chorus 1: Kendra, Simone, Laila, Jade, Todrick, & Jessica]
He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same

[Refrain: Kendra, Simone, Laila, Jade, Todrick, & Jessica]
*Click*, kicks, Chris, uh-uh, Sharkeisha, no, this bitch (this bitch)
*Click*, kicks, Chris, uh-uh, Sharkeisha, no, this bitch

[Verse 1 (Spoken): Kendra Hill]
You know how people have these little habits that get you down?
Like Bernie. Bernie liked to click tongues—no, not click, *click* pop!
So I’m opening up the VMA's and I’m in rehearsals looking for a little bit of sympathy
And there’s Bernie sitting in the quick-change, getting her life and clicking—no, not clicking, *click* popping!
So I said to her—I said, “You miss this change one more time!” And she did
So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots...
*Bang bang into the room* *Bang bang*
Into her head

[Chorus 2: Kendra, Simone, Laila, Jade, Todrick, & Jessica]
She had it coming, she had it coming
Spit Myx Moscato in her face
I had to get her, she broke my zipper
This one's for Roman and Lil Wayne

[Refrain: Kendra, Simone, Laila, Jade, Todrick, & Jessica]
*Click*, kicks, Chris, uh-uh, Sharkeisha, no, this bitch
*Click*, kicks, Chris, uh-uh, Sharkeisha, no, this bitch

[Verse 2 (Spoken): Laila Odom]
I met Breezy from somewhere in Virginia; I don't know
And we hit it off right away *Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah*
I know, I know. I forgave his fine ass and we started writing together
He’d go to the studio, he'd come home, I’d fix him a drink, we'd have dinner
And then our song came out. Single he told me—single, my ass!
Not only was it not a single, it was not finished; it was half a song
So that night when he came home, I baked him a treat as usual
You know some guys just can't hold their birthday cake

[Chorus 3: Kendra, Simone, Laila, Jade, Todrick, & Jessica]
He had it coming, he had it coming
He gained them pounds, look at him now *Look at me now*
Ri-Ri don't need you, so bye, Felicia *Leggo*
I told that rude boy to take a bow

[Verse 3 (Spoken): Simone Shepard]
Now I'm standing in the elevator, just had some chicken for dinner
Minding my sister’s business, and in walks Jay looking like Baloo from the Jungle Book
"You've been screwin' *Beep*," I said; I went crazy!
And I kept on screaming, "You've been screwin' *Beep*."
And then he ran into my foot; he ran into my foot ten times

[Refrain: Kendra, Simone, Laila, Jade, Todrick, & Jessica]
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same

[Verse 4 (Spoken): Jade Novah (Kendra Hill)]
I’ve been accused of being a naughty girl, drunk-in-love driving, snatching wigs, causing a blackout at the Super Bowl
Why am I here? *Question* But I'm a survivor
They said I don't write my own lyrics, I broke up Destiny’s Child, I faked my pregnancy
They even accused me of lip-syncing the national anthem
(Yeah, but did you do it?)
*Nuh-uh-uh* Hahaha. Not guilty

[Verse 5 (Spoken): Todrick Hall]
My sister, Chrysanthemum, and I had started a hair salon in my apartment. "Nap Time" we called it
My bae, Django, used to bust them taper fades with us, right?
Now, for the last couple months we was averaging like 20-some tricks in a row:
Press, curls, weaves, braids, up-dos, side-dos, lace fronts, lace backs—doin' more black heads than a Proactiv commercial!
So this one night after work, we went down to the Motel 6, the three of us getting turnt or whatever, and we ran out of sizzurp, so I went out to get some
I come back, finna get crunk, eyebrows on flick, and there Chrysanthemum and Django—she only 17—doing the spread-eagle
I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out; I don’t remember nothin'
It wasn't until later when I was catchin' up on Worldstar, I even knew I had molly-whopped her head

[Chorus 4: Kendra, Simone, Laila, Jade, Todrick, & Jessica]
She had it coming, she had it coming
Cause she been creeping with my man
And if I see her, oh, I’m gon beat her
I'll blop that hoe and her bloke again

[Chorus 5: Kendra, Simone, Laila, Jade, Todrick, & Jessica]
She had it coming, she had it coming
She only had herself to blame
Talk track and then you
Get dragged like Kenya
Because Sharkeisha don't play no games

[Verse 6 (Spoken): Jessica Aguirre]
I loathe Miss Grande more than I can possibly say
She stole my whistle-tones, my riffs, and even my dimples
It's like she went out trying to find herself and on the way she found Music Box, Butterfly, and Emotions
And I was like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?"
I guess you can say we had artistic differences
But there are none
She ripped off my voice, so I ripped that little ponytail right off her head
*I got one less problem without ya*

[Bridge: Kendra, Simone, Laila, Jade, Todrick, & Jessica]
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

[Chorus 6: Kendra, Simone, Laila, Jade, Todrick, & Jessica]
They had it coming, they had it coming
They had it coming all along
Cause if they used us, and they abused us
How could you tell us that we were wrong?

[Chorus 7: Kendra, Simone, Laila, Jade, Todrick, & Jessica]
They had it coming, they had it coming
They only had themselves to blame
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same

[Outro: Kendra, Simone, Laila, Jade, Todrick, & Jessica]
You miss that change one more time
Single, my ass
He ran into my foot ten times
Why am I here?
Molly-whopped her
One less problem without ya

*Click*, kicks
Chris, uh-uh
Sharkeisha, no, this bitch