Celestia Ludenburg vs Yumeko Jabami - Rap Battle (Danganronpa vs Kakegurui)

[Verse 1: Celestia Ludenburg]
Ludenburg with the cruelest verse not known for losing a showdown
Russian Roulette with the Truth Bullets and I’m shooting at you with the lowdown
The clueless act is useless (exhausted)
You’d think with that astuteness (just stop it)
You’d be a little ruthless (well)
Yet your biggest match was fruitless! (let's drop it)
All those wins acquired I think it would be a lot harder
No skill or luck required the card in your sleeve is plot armor
I could buy the hospital your sister is dying at
And then when I off you I can watch her lose her mind again!
Listen up, You’re so insane that you’d roll your fate
So why don’t you play with some lower stakes?
When the game pops off her emotion breaks
‘Cause this Lady’s Gaga, no Poker Face
I don’t blame you for craving attention that you’re picking up as a Housepet
With the dead parents and the sister in despair there’s nobody in your house left!

[Verse 2: Yumeko Jabami]
Wow, that was incredible! Teach me how to craft a verse
I’m not sure that I could ever match the way you tackle words (Kidding!)
Let me give it a go. When Yumeko’s on a roll then you don’t try to stop her
That wasn’t even in D-tier I guess you hid your good lines in a locker
You want fortunes and castles with guards doing all of your biddings
So fortified on the outside ‘cause your boring life is shitty!
But your plays are flawed! You won’t get away with the bluff
I take out the fakes and the frauds! You can just pay what you got
I’ll rip a manipulator apart!
Trying to make me your pawn? You can make me your boss!
Play how I want, and we might get along!
Now with your fate in your palm
Tell your butler to drive to your wake when we’re done!
Killing for a quick 10 million must be hard
When I can match your motive cash, just matching a couple cards
So if you really want the tea, I’ll get the water boiling
You’re shit and you know it! Talk about flushing royalty

[Verse 3: Celestia Ludenburg and Yumeko Jabami]
I know not what you mean
Oh, you don’t know what I mean?
Trust me, it’s not as it seems!
That’s hard to believe!
I swear, there’s nothing to- Hm?
It’s not what you think, I’m not- What?
Get the fuck out of my face!
After you’ve learned your place! Hifumi!

[Verse 4: Hifumi Yamada]
Stop the slander and get to answering, diss my missus, I’mma have to handle it
Speaking to the peak man of all fanfics, even I see that your intro is pandering!
Nobody knows who the heck you are, got more faces than a deck of cards
Like Life or Death, I will wreck ya hard! Unless I can catch your heart
‘Cause your dude isn’t using it! Loser was almost kicked out of the school
You want a game? I would risk it with you
I’d wager my legs for a glimpse of your, ahem
The pen I am fluent with, I pull up, and shawties are losing it
Now that Hifumi’s in, you’ve got no clue what I’ll do to him!

[Verse 5: Mary Saotome]
But wham! You’re dead, nerd! How’s that for a plot twist?
I’ll smack the vaguely European accent off of this goth bitch!
Mary Saotome is battle-made a fucking hand grenade
You didn’t care about him! Just that your fatass fucking cat was safe!
He simped his way into killing Taka, you wasted him for some chump change
Tried to keep your hands clean throughout, yet still ended up with the bloodstains!
I’m showing you two a true double kill, no cheating needed, I murder tracks!
This worthless brat would be more aptly named The Ultimate Working Class

[Verse 6: Yumeko Jabami]
What’s the matter? Got something to say?
Why don’t you let it all out?

[Verse 7: Celestia Ludenburg]
Grr, Fuck off! I gamble with my life to get on top of it!
You merely gamble with your life just to get off from it!
We’re opposites! I’ve planned every minute! You’re just mad different
I guess congrats on destroying the fucking Caste System!
And if you don’t want Netflix to cut off your lifespan
Show some actual depth or accept your new fucking Lifeplan!

[Verse 8: Yumeko Jabami]
Congrats on coming out! Doesn’t change that you’re useless
How does it feel to have your big reveal and yet still nobody could give two shits?
I battled my way up the student council and changed my whole academy
Whether Victorian or victorious, it’ll remain in your fantasies!
This little whodunnit’s left a true loser bruising proof's in the verdict
What can I say? Every witch hunt ends in a roast!
So burn, bitch!