Celebrities

R---rded CELEBRITIES.

- Hey, Gaga. Tell us. What really grinds your gears?
- Juice in buckets.
- Okay.. What do you drink in there, Gaga?
- ...Horse jizz. (slurps)
- Fantastic!

- Lil Wayne. Why do you rap like you have Down Syndrome?
- ...JDHFUFHEFBBIIEUDDBCBVIVJEKFDELIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

- Justin Bieber... Oh, sorry.

- Justin Bieber... Oh, sorry. Hanny Montany (female voice)
- Um, It's Miley.

- Justin Bieber. Why are you gay?
- Oh, you see, sailor. I'm not gay. I hear that a lot, I'm just fabulous. You better believe it.

- Amanda Bynes... what the fuck?
- uhh. I hate everyone.

- Adele. Damn, you're fat.
- Oh, how I love chicken wings, dipped in mayonnaise.
(dips the chicken wing in the mayo) hehe.

- Obama.
- My fellow r--ards. what the hell does a n----r have to do to get a 5-star meal?
(sees the table) I'm Barack Obama and I'll poop this food.

- Beyoncé.
- Hey, bitches. It's me, the queen Bey, Beyoncé.
(points at her baby) look at my beautiful baby. isn't she cute?
(Blue Ivy's face)
(Beyoncé screams and throws Blue Ivy)

- Paula Deen. Are you racist?
- No, y'all. I'm not racist. I just don't like n----rs. Now who wants a pie?

- Kesha... why do you smell like cigarettes and cheap liquor?
- ...I like glitter.
(sees a pull that says 'Pull for Glitter' and pulls it)
(gets high)

- JLo... (a Pitbull shows up) and Pitbull... shocker.
Sing us a song, will you?
- (JLo holds Maracas and sings) Taco taco, cinco cinco (5 in Spanish). I like nacho and dorito
- (Pitbull sticks out tongue)

- Nicki Minaj... I spy something big fat ahead.
- uh... my wig?
- no. your butt.
- (Nicki sees her big butt and smiles)

- Rihanna.... what the fuck happened to your eye?
- (chuckles) you see. I was walking... and then Adele... Oh na, na.
- (Chris Brown approaches) RiRi, what you're doing?
- Oh, Chris. I was just... drinking my orange juice.. eheh.
- .....didn't I tell you.... (Chris Brown turns into the Hulk) I HATE ORANGE JUICE????!!!!

- Paula Deen in a Ku Klux Klan costume: Bye, y'all. Love, Paula.