In response to the long-time indifference (and oftentimes active hostility) that Nintendo has harbored to the competitive Smash Brothers community, the top Smash player Chillindude (himself known for prior diss tracks targeting other top Smash players) recorded this track as a diss against Nintendo...
[Verse]
Fuck Nintendo
Yeah, I said it
Cancel all these tourneys
And act like we'll forget it
Built the scene our damn 'selves
And ya'll don't get no credit
'Bout to clip up Sakurai's ass
And post that shit to Reddit
Tore our scene apart
And you cancelled all our sponsors
We don't even get a Krumm
Ya'll some Real Monsters
Had to do a whole track
'Cuz Nintendo so whack
'Finna play Nick
'Cuz at least that shit got rollback
P+ gettin' fucked again
Shit was just a tribute
Nintendo needs a 1-up
'Cuz ya'll out of continues
If ya'll keep fuckin us
You better say a prayer
'Cuz the only Switch I'm fuckin' with
Is the Wolf player
Flow just like Aang
'Cuz I'm spittin' so fast
'Bout to download emulators
Man, ya'll get no cash
And I truly hate to do it
'Cuz I liked them in the past
But now I call 'em Catdog
'Cuz they head up in they ass
[Chorus]
Fuck Nintendo
Say it again
Fuck Nintendo
Gettin' Stimpy like Ren
Fuck Nintendo
And ya'll know why
Fuck Nintendo
And Sakurai
Fuck Nintendo
Say it again
Fuck Nintendo
Gettin' Stimpy like Ren
Fuck Nintendo
And ya'll know why
Fuck Nintendo
And Sakurai
[Verse 2]
Verse two
Comin' in with the next bars
Nintendo need to get stomped
Like it's Reptar
P+ comin' back
Then you cancelled those plans
Got me out here wave-toastin'
With Powdered Toast Man!
I don't give a damn
Just because you droppin' Sora
I'mma bend the fuck outta there
Just like my name was Korra
Big dumb shoes
And a fuckin' keyblade
DMCAs on our fuckin' replays
It's obscene to the scene
How little ya'll mean
Yeah I'm talkin' my shit
Keep it simple and clean
Nintendo lost its touch
While ya'll droppin' hella ports
I'mma go play a game
That has developer support
Call 'em out as they haters that they are
Nintendo 'bout dumb as shit
Patrick Star
Spongebob got that heat bar
But I'mma change the end though
F is for friends who say
Fuck Nintendo
[Chorus]
Fuck Nintendo
Say it again
Fuck Nintendo
Gettin' Stimpy like Ren
Fuck Nintendo
And ya'll know why
Fuck Nintendo
And Sakurai
Fuck Nintendo
Say it again
Fuck Nintendo
Gettin' Stimpy like Ren
Fuck Nintendo
And ya'll know why
Fuck Nintendo
And Sakurai
Fuck Nintendo
One more time
Fuck Nintendo
Ain't gettin' a dime
Fuck Nintendo
I'mma play some Slippi
Fuck Nintendo
Unless they hire Fizzi
Fuck Nintendo
One more time
Fuck Nintendo
Ain't gettin' a dime
Fuck Nintendo
I'mma play some Slippi
Fuck Nintendo
Unless they hire Fizzi
Cease and Dissist - Nintendo Diss Track was produced by Ford4D.
Chillindude829 released Cease and Dissist - Nintendo Diss Track on Sat Oct 09 2021.