’Cause I’m A Blonde

[Verse 1]
Because I'm blonde I don't have to think
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry about getting a man
If I keep this blonde, and I keep these tan

[Refrain]
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Verse 2]
I see people working
It just makes me giggle
Cause I don't have to work
I just have to jiggle

[Refrain]
'Cause I'm blonde
B-L-O-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde
Don't you wish you were me?

[Verse 3]
I never learned to read, and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look
I know lots of people are smarter than me
But I have this philosophy:
So what?

[Refrain]
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Verse 4]
I see girls without dates
And I feel so sorry for 'em
'Cause whenever I'm around
All the men ignore 'em

[Refrain]
'Cause I'm blonde
Nyah, nyah, nyah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Nyah, nyah, nyah

[Verse 5]
They say to make it you need talent and ambition
Well, I got a TV show, and this was my audition

SPOKEN:
Um, okay, what was it? Okay, um, don't tell me... Oh yeah, okay: "Duck, Magnum! Duck!"

[Refrain]
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Verse 6]
I took an IQ test
And I flunked it, of course
I can't spell BW
But I got a Porsche

[Refrain]
'Cause I'm a blonde
B-L-A-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde
Don't you wish you were me

SPOKEN:
I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is, like, a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can! Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children!

[Refrain]
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause we're a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Verse 7]
Girls think I'm snotty
And maybe it's true
With my hair and body
You would be too

[Refrain]
'Cause I'm a blonde
B-L...I don't know
('Cause)
I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yes, I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah!