Caught At The Pub

[Skit:]
Two pints thanks mate... Cheers
So anyway... Umm
How does it go again man?
Starts on a little house
And then literally the, the government are trying to
Knock down this bastards house to build a, you know
Super freeway through it
Yeah...
He hasn't been paying his bills and that
He's a bit late on em, So what
And, While that happens - While they're trying to do that
His mate, that he thought was a bit strange
But has always been from another galaxy (haha yeah)
Comes and goes
Oi bro, forget this shit - The world's about to fuckin blow up bro
We need to get the fuck outta here
I know this alien race that's coming
And they're gonna blow the whole fucking thing up
What?
Now let's hitch-hike, I got this little ring on
And we'll get together and go
And this cunt's going
What are you talking about man I'm trying to save my home
And the guy, who's an alien, who's trying to fucking tell him let's go
Is Mos Def
Bullshit
Oh dude he's so good man
It's such a classic film man
Are you serious?
It's one of the best thing's I've ever seen bro
What the fuck?
Like seriously man
I can't believe I've never heard of this
I'm not fuckin with you at all
That's so, It's a trippy movie huh?
Yeah of course it is bro! It's an LSD trip bro!
Oh dude it's fuckin, it's hilarious
So man when was this written?
Oh the book was probably done... 1969
Uh-huh
Then the movie, yeah the movie was just done now
But cause they, yeah because they needed the ummm
Big budget
They needed the technology mate, 'cause you can't do a movie like that, you know what I mean?
Yeah
And so, he get's him up in this spaceship
BOOM! the fucking world blows up
And he's off, and he's going, And Mos Def is saying to him
Mate I'm sorry to tell you this, but
You're on a spaceship that we've just hitch-hiked on
And the, your whole world has just blown up
What the fuck...
Yeah... It's fucking heavy
Ahaha Oh fucking imagine if everything blew up
Fucking oath
And you were up there...
That's nuts
Alright what've we got now?