Catfish

Kinky Friedman - Catfish

Lazy stadium night
Catfish on the mound
"Strike three," the umpire said
Batter have to go back and sit down
Catfish, million dollar man
Nobody can throw the ball like Catfish can
Used to work on Mr. Finley's farm
But the old man would not pay
So he packed his glove and took his arm
And one day he just ran away
Catfish, million dollar man
Nobody can throw that ball like Catfish can

Way up where the Yankees are
Smoke a custom made cigar
Catfish, million dollar man
Nobody can throw that ball like Catfish can

Reggie Jackson at the plate
Seeing nothing but the curve
Swing too early or too late
Got to eat what Catfish serve
Catfish, million dollar man
Nobody can throw the ball like Catfish can