Catch My Mouse (For Cartuna)

I'm standing outside of Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas, hoping to get a picture with the queen herself: Missus Britney Spears!
Oh look! There she goes now! Excuse me, Missus Spears?
Ooh, ooh-ooh
Can I get a picture?
I don't know, can ya catch me?

Everybody's lookin' at me
Yeah, you're all the same!
Can ya catch me though?
Everybody wants to see my mouse
They see the tail hangin' out the bottom

One time backstage at T.R.L, Justin Timberlake farted and it smelled exactly like ranch dressing
I don't know why I'm telling you this
I guess I just trust you, heh!
Can I trust you?
And can you see the mousey tail that's hangin' out the bottom?
My mouse
My mouse
Shh...
Argh!
Rargh!