Catboy Christmas

[Intro]
Ho Ho Ho, What would you like for Xmas, little alien?
First of all I'm not alien, that's rude, um but me? I want a daddy
Like a father?
No, No, I want a daddy. I want a daddy, okay?
Give me a daddy

[Verse 1]
It's Xmas, It's Xmas
Drinking Vodka and Myx
He got my pussy on his wishlist
Pussy squirting like it's mist
Pussy clean, it's squeaky
No, you'll never hear a crunch
If you get near me, you gonna get punched (I said)
Daddy getting me some new tits for Xmas
All I want for christmas is your dick and pensions
Filling up the room with sexual tensions
Balls so blue I def' got his attention

[Chorus]
Once upon a time, yeah I was a catboy
Snatching up your man, yeah I did it with ease luv
You can't have him back, he don't want you anyway
But It's the grеatest time of year so just sick back and freezе your fucking ass off
Once upon a time, yeah the Grinch was wrong
He was always looked so down upon
But now that i am older, I understand him now
That he was just super gay and lonely

[Verse 2]
I hopped right in the fucking car
Drove the shit right off a cliff
Suicide on a friday
Death is so damn cool to me
Holiday season is here
Capitalism is free
Advertisements everywhere
Celebrations hollering
Marketing to the children
Drink the nog, I drown in fog
Bitch it's so damn cold out here
My urticaria's killing me
Yeah that's actually not a joke, I feel super damn dizzy
Please come and take care of me
Yes, I am baby

[Bridge]
Hey baby, what is the plan? We're going to celebrate?
No I don't think we need to
Okay cool, then what we gon' do?
I thought maybe we could cuddle
That sounds like a great idea
It would be a great idea
But i'm fucking single

[Chorus]
Once upon a time, yeah I was a catboy
Snatching up your man, yeah I did it with ease luv
You can't have him back, he don't want you anyway (He don't want you anyway!)
But It's the greatest time of year so just sick back and freeze your fucking ass off (Freeze your fucking ass off bitch)
Once upon a time, yeah the Grinch was wrong
He was always looked so down upon
But now that i am older, I understand him now (I understand you bitch)
That he was just super gay and lonely (I relate to this)
Once upon a time, yeah I had a boyfriend
That wasn't toxic or abusive
It was actually a great time in my life
But now I wish, that I could go, back home

[Outro]
Merry slutmas my little cokeheads, and just remember to always suck the dick, if the money is in his hand. Goodbye