Catapult

[Verse]
I'd catapult downtown
To see the galleries and my favorite fiancee in a lavender gown
But I'm hooked up to a machine
It performs my daily functions through a tube in my wien
And today that thing malfunctioned
Like a forest fire, it burnt a hole in me and I perspired
So there ain't gonna be no wedding
No love affair, no art to which none compares