CAT DAD ANTHEM

I'm a Cat Dad
Yeah my cats, they are the best
I'm a Cat Dad
Got my cat right on my chest
I'm a Cat Dad
Yeah my cat's my biggest flex
I'm a Cat Dad
Bitch!
I'm a Cat Dad
Bitch!

I'm a Cat Dad
Yeah my cats, they are the best
I'm a Cat Dad
I got my cat right on my chest
I'm a Cat Dad
Yeah my cat's my biggest flex
I'm a Cat Dad
Bitch!
I'm a Cat Dad
Bitch!

In my Camera Roll all you see is fuckin' cats
Wrote this fucking song with my cat right on my lap
Hit him with the "ps-ps-ps" when he's bad
And I hit him with the "mwah-mwah-mwah" when he's sad

If you don't like cats, you can't talk to me or my son
And if you don't like cats, I will shoot you with my fucking gun
And if you don't like cats, get-get out my fucking house
If you don't like cats, I will punch you in your fucking mouth

All my cats, they get loved by all the woman
Let them do shit, when I know, they rеally shouldn't
They aren't just pets, bitch thеy are my children
If you don't like cats, then what the fuck you doing?!?

I'm a Cat Dad
Yeah my cats, they are the best
I'm a Cat Dad
Got my cat right on my chest
I'm a Cat Dad
Yeah my cat's my biggest flex
I'm a Cat Dad
Bitch!
I'm a Cat Dad
Bitch!

I'm a Cat Dad
Yeah my cats, they are the best
I'm a Cat Dad
I got my cat right on my chest
I'm a Cat Dad
Yeah my cat's my biggest flex
I'm a Cat Dad
Shoutout Cat Dads
Cause I'm a Cat Dad

If you got a cat right now put him in the fuckin' air
Wriggle him around
Give him a couple kisses
Look him in the eyes
Or her
And just tell him, you love him