Casson

[Intro]
Hello Mr Alfie Casson!
Fuck off
(Train!)

[Verse 1]
Your name is Alfie Casson and you're 17 years old?
Put your stream on hold
Shut the fuck up and go back to YouTube
Recording with your girlfri-
Oh, wait
Good old YouTube Casson
Better than the Twitch Casson
Put your hoodie over your face after this now
Already won 5 of these, you need to bow down
Time it, nearly 2 weeks (reaction)
React nearly 2 weeks (reaction)
Hand in a bin, hand in Rubin
Noncery, right?
20 year old, only 15
Terrible editing on Diss Track on a ‘FAN’
1:39-1:40 seems a bit out of sync
Listening to this, gotta hid with... Anne
I’m the water, the beats just... zinc
Couldn’t even pay for the music
Couldn’t evеn make any bank
Listening to bank
Nissan Micra with a bunch of wanks (-tains)
Moving over to Twitch for thе... clout
Then you... sprout
I’m like, “How?”
Tried it for a bit and then I fucking gave up

[Verse 2]
Casson backwards
Nossac but put an s afterwards
Alfie got no sacs
Maybe you should
Go back to YouTube like the old days
Go back to your old ways
Harry sucking you off after losing the Ultimate Football YouTuber title
The Rest? (haha)
The Rest in Peace to Alfie Casson
2 years ago, “Returning”
Revival? (Nah)
This shit’s Deja vu
Look who’s squirming (Alf)
Look who’s churning (Alf)
Look who’s on the ICU
You better (rest, rest)
The dead jokes challenge? (uh)
Shouldn’t you be in it?
After the track, you’re fucking hanging with Gabe Green
Little kids saying this is kinda mean
I’m just asking, “haven’t you seen?” (what)
Alfie’s fucking hairline?
I quit YouTube- Here’s Why…
No one fucking gave a shit
Shouting at the public, now that’s what we want
Clickbait titles
Rubin defies fucking idols
Whilst I’m idle, I’m your rival?
Read your bible, listen Tidal
HD vaginal, fucking tribal
I will snap your fucking spinal (cord)
Nice vlog series, two shit videos
Warning exploring haunted factory (GONE WRONG)
Watch till the end, please
Stop the fucking clickbait