Cash Register

My bank account goes cha-ching like a cash register, register
My bank account goes cha-ching like a cash register, register
My bank account goes cha-ching like a cash register, register
My bank account goes cha-ching like a cash register, register

I'm sorry, was I awful
Was I awful
To you or to anyone around
Living in the ground
I don't have enough income
What's the outcome
Poor, ugly, alone
You don't really know anything about me
You don't really know a single thing about me
You don't really know a single damn thing about me
You don't really know a single fucking thing about me
You don't know a single motherfucking thing about me
You don't know a single motherfucking thing about me

My bank account goes cha-ching like a cash register, register
My bank account goes cha-ching like a cash register, register
My bank account goes cha-ching like a cash register, register
My bank account goes cha-ching like a cash register, register
My bank account goes cha-ching like a cash register, register
My bank account goes cha-ching like a cash register, register
My bank account goes cha-ching like a cash register, register
My bank account goes cha-ching like a cash register, register

There is no ethical consumption of my mind
There is no ethical consumption of my mind
No ethical consumption within my mind
I can't stand the thought of you
I don't think you realize what you stand for
Let's go to the Bahamas every year until we kill ourselves
Isn't that a nice way to live
There's more money in my bank account than there is in yours
It's a verified, indisputable fact

My bank account goes cha-ching like a cash register, register
My bank account goes cha-ching like a cash register, register
My bank account goes cha-ching like a cash register, register (What if I die here)
My bank account goes cha-ching like a cash register, register (I'm gonna die, ah)

So could I get change for five hundred a-hundred-dollar notes
Two-hundred-dollar notes
Five hundred fifty-dollar notes
Five million fifteen-dollar notes
And about a million nickels, thanks
That'd be great, yeah
Um, could I also create a check for
Five million dollars that I can give to myself
So that I can feel even richer than I already am right now
Do you wanna go golfing