Cartoon Banged My Aunt

[Intro]
Thicc Criss, you a fool for this one
God damn

[Chorus]
Let me tell you 'bout this low down son of a bitch
Goes by Cartoon Bondurant
He stole my big titty goth chick
And then he banged my fuckin' aunt
Dissed me so damn hard in a song
I'm singin' country now
Maybe I shouldn't have been a dick
I should have shut my mouth

[Verse 1]
What up, nephew? Like I'm Snoop Dogg
I'm bangin' everybody's aunt where they poop raw
'Cause I'm low down son of a bitch
Cartoon Bondurant, don't you ever forget
Now I'ma chew tobacco on a big green tractor
Face tatted up, rappin' like Marshall Mathers
A lot of haters wanna talk that shit
But where's your big titty goth chick?
She's with me now, in a trap house
Makin' OnlyFans while I'm blowin' her back out
Nine ninety-nine for you to subscribe
But if you see your aunt naked, boy, don't be surprised
'Cause it's a lot of love around here in a small town
Cartoon banging your aunt, blowing her walls out
Now, darlin', tell 'em 'bout your favorite part
Oh, you just lick it so good

[Chorus]
Let me tell you 'bout this low down son of a bitch
Goes by Cartoon Bondurant
He stole my big titty goth chick
And then he banged my fuckin' aunt
Dissed me so damn hard in a song
I'm singin' country now
Maybe I shouldn't have been a dick
I should have- (Shut the fuck up)

[Verse 2: Rezzarekt]
He took my job (What) and stole my goth (Nah)
Dissed you in a song, then he humps your aunt (Yes sir)
[?] Bondurant
Animated cartoon that was never drawn, no
Giddy up with a yippee ki-yay
Do-si-do partner, yeah, I said it's time to parlay
When it's time to partake, he don't really want nada
Got his advice from the [?]
Goat don dada talking like the Godfather
Can't refuse his offer, he a satan with the lava
Bad turd always preaching flat earth
One sick bastard, some bitches absurd
Just to manifest and using kindness as a weapon
Wisdom in 'em learning lessons, leave the treasure if you catchin'
What, I'm for real, yo, he'll lead to treasures unknown
If you capture him, yo, yeehaw

[Chorus]
Let me tell you 'bout this low down son of a bitch
Goes by Cartoon Bondurant
He stole my big titty goth chick
And then he banged my fuckin' aunt
Dissed me so damn hard in a song
I'm singin' country now
Maybe I shouldn't have been a dick
I should have shut my mouth