Carnivore

I'm not a carnivore but that's not such a bad idea
I'm not a carnivore but that is not a bad idea
I'm not a carnivore but that is not a bad idea
I wish I invented that idea
I wish I invented that idea in the first place
I wish I went with that instead
How good that would look on my list
How good that would look off of theirs

If I can't be the first person to eat the flesh
I will not do it at all
And if I applied this to every area of my life
My life would look a lot like it does now