Cardigan

[Chorus]
Last night was a par again
I went to the bar again
And I got barred again
And I lost my cardigan
And I lost my card again
Last night was a par again
I went to the bar again
And I got barred again
And I lost my cardigan
And I lost my card again

[Verse 1]
I really liked that cardi
I bought that for my birthday party
And I know that it's only a cardigan
But I wanna know where's that cardi gone?
And what the fuck is he looking at?
[?] take off his bucket hat, [?]
He's looking at me all bummy and smiling
What the fuck is funny then?
'Cause its not all fun and games when it comes to a cardi
And one of my best mates is sat inside the pocket and his name's Charlie
This ain't no laughing matter, I've only had one double Bacardi
It's about as funny as mayonnaise on a bacon sarnie

[Chorus]
Last night was a par again
I went to the bar again
And I got barred again
And I lost my cardigan
And I lost my card again
Last night was a par again
I went to the bar again
And I got barred again
And I lost my cardigan
And I lost my card again

[Verse 2]
Fucking hell, what's up with him?
I've only had three or four drinks
Before I go on, a little more gin
Give us a cocktail, Singapore sling
He said nah, and I said alright
I didn't come here for a fight
I'm not tryna be here all night
Just do me a favour, one more pint
Or two pints of Guinness
Yes, mate
I won't come back till next Wednesday
I promise, man, 'cause that's when I get paid
Unless I make a few quid on the estate
What time is it? Half past 10
I'm about to order a half again
Yo, f— I've left my phone uncharged again
Yo, pass us that charger Ben

[Chorus]
Last night was a par again
I went to the bar again
And I got barred again
And I lost my cardigan
And I lost my card again
Last night was a par again
I went to the bar again
And I got barred again
And I lost my cardigan
And I lost my card again

[Outro]
Yeah, but it's one of them now
Apple Pay is where it's at anyway this year
Everyone's been saying it, but yeah
My auntie's gonna go mad when she knows I've lost that
Twenty-ninth birthday present, fuck
Anyway, I'll stop going on about it now