The entire song is a love song wrapped in fandom jokes and references to the webcomic Homestuck. The song, due to its extensive usage of references and terms invented by the author Andrew Hussie in the webcomic, it will most likely not be understood by the average reader.
[Chorus]
You have captchalogued my heart
And you just won't let it go
You've got it trapped inside your sylladex
With all the things that I want you to know
And your strife specibus is lovekind
So I can't bear to be apart
I wish that I could forget you but I can't
Cause you have captchalogued my heart
[Verse]
You've been having trouble with your fetch modus
But I think that I can help you out
Just set it to array and you will be okay
But it's harder for me to get my heart back now
I'd love for you to be my server player
When we get our betas of SBURB
And I'll hope it but I know it won't be fair
And we won't go back to the way we were
[Chorus]
You have captchalogued my heart
And you just won't let it go
You've got it trapped inside your sylladex
With all the things that I want you to know
And your strife specibus is lovekind
So I can't bear to be apart
I wish that I could forget you but I can't
Cause you have captchalogued my heart
[Verse]
And if you're time, then I am space
We'll capture frogs all over the place
And strip the Black Queen of her ring
And work together in the battle against the Black King
You could say I'm home-stuck
But that would be cheesy
I'm all down on my luck
Getting out of here isn't easy
Just help me carve my totem
And I'll be on my way
Cause when we're both in the Medium
I'll be able to say
[Chorus]
That you have captchalogued my heart
And you just won't let it go
You've got it trapped inside your sylladex
With all the things that I want you to know
And while we're here in the Incipisphere
I'll finally tell you how I feel
And although we might have won this game
I still don't know if you feel the same
Just give me my heart back
And I'll be okay
Captchalogue My Heart was written by Allegra Rosenberg.
Allegra Rosenberg released Captchalogue My Heart on Tue Nov 13 2012.