Captain Underpants

[Intro]
Ooh, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up
Ooh, ooh, ayy
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up
I got pants on, I got pants on
Old Navy in this bitch, hold up, hold up, hold up

[Chorus]
I fuck with feminist bitches
Noses so big look like witches
I'm in the mo'fuckin' kitchen
Cookin' up mo'fuckin' quiches
I'm with my bitch when she Scooby-Doo
I cannot drive so she scoop me too
I got my dick out, boom boom boom
Ballin' so hard, I'm a hoop-di-doop

[Verse]
Big ass nose, and a booty too
'Cause that bitch hit my digits, send them fuckin' nudies through
Dick slightly below average, when I send them nudies boo
Kinda self-conscious, ayy, when I send them nudies through
Bitch, you look like [?] ([?] Fest 2014, bring your auntie)
Eat me like a noodle
Do not bring your poodle (DJ Akademiks)
[?] (Anthony Fantano, pull up and–, pull up and–, pull up and–)
Ayy, I wrote this verse in 30 seconds (30 seconds)
YMCA, bench press, I be flexin' (jeez)
I'm barely asleep, I ain't restin'
The way I eat that pussy, so impressive
And she eat the dick like a bowl of Lucky Charms
And you know that she in love with her
Ayy, Franklin, Franklin but I ain't a turtle
And you know that I be smokin' purple
I'm in the ICU, uh, uh, uh
I'm in the ICU, uh, uh

[Chorus]
I fuck with feminist bitches
Noses so big look like witches
I'm in the mo'fuckin' kitchen
Cookin' up mo'fuckin' quiches
I'm with my bitch when she Scooby-Doo
I cannot drive so she scoop me too
I got my dick out, boom boom boom
Ballin' so hard, I'm a hoop-di-doop

[Outro]
[?] Fest 2014