Captain Save a Hoe

[Chorus]
It's Captain Save-a-Hoe, ayy
He's Captain Save-a-Hoe, ayy
It ain't a bird, it ain't a plane, oh no
It's Captain Save-a-Hoe, ayy
It's Captain Save-a-Hoe, yeah
He's Captain Save-a-Hoe
And he came to save the day, you know
It's Captain Save-a-Hoe

[Verse 1]
Ayy, cape around my waist
I got a mask around my face
And I'm just tryna get me laid
So get the fuck up out my way, ayy
Strike my pose like Superman
I fuck these hoes, I do my dance
I was flying through Japan
I'm here to save yo' stupid ass
Ayy, ice on my wrist got me feelin' like Frozone
Take a bitch from the bone zone to the ozone
If you don't know then now you know that
I'm captain save a hoe
I just want some, like I'm Master Roshi
Fuck, she a savage low-key
Tried to get with all my homies
Now she act like she don't know me

[Chorus]
It's Captain Save-a-Hoe, ayy
He's Captain Save-a-Hoe, ayy
It ain't a bird, it ain't a plane, oh no
It's Captain Save-a-Hoe, ayy
It's Captain Save-a-Hoe, yeah
He's Captain Save-a-Hoe
And he came to save the day, you know
It's Captain Save-a-Hoe

[Interlude]
This Captain Save-a-Hoe mentality has got to stop
You know, you young dudes, especially you 80s and 90s babies
Your whole sworn duty to save some of these hoes out here
You know, everybody can't be saved

[Verse 2]
Shorty so thick, Mrs. Incredible
Look at her hips when she move she be flexible
I'm tryna fuck, if it's consensual
My purple pickle hope she eat her vegetables
Super bad bitch got me feelin' like I'm Stan Lee
Fuckin' shit up like we Billy and Mandy
Sorry I'm new to this shit like I'm Bambi
I'm boutta bust, here eat plan B
Send a new DM like every hour
Got me picking petals off of flowers
Might just have to steal one like I'm Bowser
Getting curved, my only superpower
Tryna get some brain, ooh what's your major?
Told her just the tip like I'm a waiter
Save the Earth, recycle all your paper
I'm about to pipe me Mother Nature

[Chorus]
It's Captain Save-a-Hoe, ayy
He's Captain Save-a-Hoe, ayy
It ain't a bird, it ain't a plane, oh no
It's Captain Save-a-Hoe, ayy
It's Captain Save-a-Hoe, yeah
He's Captain Save-a-Hoe
And he came to save the day, you know
It's Captain Save-a-Hoe