Captain Hook (Is a Cranky Crook)

Out on the waves, so goes the tale, The Jolly Roger sails
And at the helm, be a captain who, has a bone to pick with you
He's a skarvy shark with a toothy ache
He'd nick the name from your birthday cake
He's got more hooks than a tackle box
And he'll swipe the stripes right off of your socks

Captain Hook is a cranky cook
An oddfish, codfish, sneaky snook
Captain Hook is a cranky cook
An oddfish, codfish, sneaky snook
We signed the board, with the old sea snake and that was our mistake
We wish we had, a gold doubloon, for every plan he's ruined
He's an old bilge rat in an overcoat
He's a silly, frilly, billy goat
Captain Hook is a cranky cook
An oddfish, codfish, sneaky snook!