Cannibal Beach

[Verse 1]
There's an island that I know
Just south of Sentinel
Find a rock shaped like a skull
There, the surfing is never dull
And the locals call this place "Cannibal Beach"

[Verse 2]
Ditch the boat and grab your board
We gotta paddle to the shore
To catch a wave can take a while
You better mind the crocodiles
And the sharks, or you will end up in their teeth

[Pre-Chorus]
Gotta have guts to surf Cannibal Beach
Or be nuts to surf Cannibal Beach

[Chorus]
'Cause the cannibals are salivating
On the beachhead, they are waiting
For the wave you're riding on to breach
And deliver a meal of long pork to the beach

[Verse 3]
Don't forget to bring a shield
For the weapons that they wield
They got spears and arrows, too
Blowdarts will fly at you
And if you don't know how to swerve
They'll run you through

[Pre-Chorus]
Gotta have guts to surf Cannibal Beach
Or be nuts to surf Cannibal Beach

[Chorus]
'Cause the cannibals are salivating
On the beachhead, they are waiting
For the wave you're riding on to breach
And deliver a meal of long pork to the beach

[Bridge]
Cannibal Beach
Cannibal Beach
Once again, gentlemen, into the breach
Paradise, you're gonna reach
If you listen to the lesson I'm tryin' to teach
And if you can survive Cannibal Beach
Cannibal Beach
Cannibal Beach
Once again, gentlemen, into the breach
Paradise, you're gonna reach
If you listen to the lesson I'm tryin' to teach
And if you can survive Cannibal Beach

[Verse 4]
If you make it to the land
From the moment you hit the sand
Make a beeline for the trees
And run, run, run, fly like a breeze
At the volcano, you [?]
To an idol that they fear
And if you're still alive and you made it here
Well, then, son, you're in the clear!

[Verse 5]
When you reach the other side
You'll find a nicer tribe
Made of the fairer sex
Each one prettier than the next
Holy heck! It's paradise you've reached!

[Verse 6]
Each girl gives you a lay
Oh, brother, you've got it made
They put a cocktail in your hand
You're the ruler of the land
But if you misbehave, they'll send you back to Cannibal Beach

[Outro]
Cannibal Beach
Cannibal Beach
Once again, gentlemen, into the breach
Paradise, you're gonna reach
If you listen to the lesson I'm tryin' to teach
And if you can survive Cannibal Beach
If you can survive Cannibal Beach
If you're still alive on Cannibal Beach