Candy Criminal

[Verse 1]
In the land of sweets, where the sugar flows
Candy castles crumble and the chaos grows
Chocolate rivers boil, caramel rains
A catastrophe, it's driving me insane

[Pre-Chorus]
Sugary sweets, a sugary plight
Gummy bears screaming in the dead of night
Lollipop forests burning in the blaze
Saccharine has me lost in a haze
(Oh)

[Chorus]
It's a candy catastrophe
Like you wanna be my candy criminal
I'll break your teeth
Like 1 2 3
Now I'm your only candy criminal

[Verse 2]
So damned alone, in my candy throne
Gumball machines are out of use all the time
(Fuck!)
The world's ending, I'm not caring
Just need a good taste of sugar when I die

[Pre-Chorus]
Marshmallow mountains melting away
Liquorice kisses in a wild display
Sour patch storms in this twisted dream
I'm your special treat

[Chorus]
It's a candy catastrophe
Like you wanna be my candy criminal
I'll break your teeth
Like 1 2 3
Now I'm your only candy criminal

[Bridge/Breakdown]
Like you wanna be my candy criminal
Now
I'm yours
I'm your own criminal
I am the candy criminal
I am the candy criminal
I am the candy criminal
I am the candy criminal

[Chorus]
It's a candy catastrophe
Like you wanna be my candy criminal
It's a candy catastrophe
Like you wanna be my candy criminal
I'll break your teeth
Like 1 2 3
Now I'm your only candy criminal
It's a candy catastrophe
Like you wanna be my candy criminal
I'll break your teeth
Like 1 2 3
Now I'm your only candy criminal

[Outro]
Criminal