Candy Corn

[Chorus: ACOT]
Cut the shit 'cause life's a bitch with some nice tits
I just drank a fifth, the room is spinnin' and I like it
Momma said I got a fuckin' problem like my daddy do
Seen him push the rocks just so he could get a better view
Profit, profit, need it in my pocket
Fuck the Federalé, they don't wanna see my rocket
Let it fuckin' go and put a piggy in a coffin
Bullet to my head 'cause I don't see another option

[Bridge: Mom and the Mailman]
Sympathy for no one
Empathy? I never heard of it
I quit playin' a long, long time ago
I can't pretend I wasn't ignorant to it
Sure, it's bright, colorful and I might like it

[Verse: Mom and the Mailman]
Thorn-covered candy corn, wrist slitting undertone
Thorn-covered candy corn, wrist slitting undertone
This place is full of snakes, you better make or break
Cross your fingers, kick your legs, I hope you stick it
Cross your fingers, kick your legs, I hope you stick it
Cross your fingers, kick your legs, I hope you stick it
This place is full of snakes
You better make or break
Cross your fingers, kick your legs
I hope you stick it

[Chorus: ACOT and Mom and the Mailman]
Cut the shit 'cause life's a bitch with some nice tits
I just drank a fifth, the room is spinnin' and I like it
Momma said I got a fuckin' problem like my daddy do (Like my daddy do)
Seen him push the rocks just so he could get a better view (Get a better view)
Profit, profit, need it in my pocket
Fuck the Federalé, they don't wanna see my rocket
Let it fuckin' go and put a piggy in a coffin
Bullet to my head 'cause I don't see another option (I don't see another option)

[Outro]
Now that's exciting