CANDY BAR

[Intro: Katie Burke, Stamper]
It's a candy bar
Welcome... to the snickenin'
Yeah, yeah, ayo, ayo
There you go (Where my Snickers at?)

[Chorus: Katie Burke, Stamper]
I know that you want me
I know that you need me, in your life
And if you're hungry
You can reach for me, I satisfy with
Peanuts, caramel, and nougat
All coated with milk chocolate, baby
(Snickers!) You ain't you when you're hungry
(Snickers!) It's a candy bar

[Verse 1: Stamper]
Got bitches blowin' up my phone, wishin' they was blowin' somethin' else
But I'm blowin' 'em off, I need to work on myself today
Do some push-ups, and meditate (Awww)
'Cause I'm tired of spendin' my nights, lyin' in wait, lyin' awake
And hopelessly fightin' a broken mind state
Thoughts rottin' in dire straits, brain-waves decayin'
So most days, I'm patiently waitin' for the reaper
To point a finger in my face, take my hand, and guide me away (Snickers!)
Or a meteor, to strike the Earth, and take us all to a better place
Psych, we're cursed
Now it sounds like (On a low key), I caught a lobotomy
'Cause the thought of dyin' really doesn't bother me
I don't fear death
I'm fearin' all the time I still got left
But lemme just *sigh*, take a breath and digress
And grab a Snickers
And try to banish all these useless thoughts
While I'm gazin' at the sunrise, and tying a noose's knot

[Chorus: Katie Burke, Stamper]
I know that you want me (Where my Snickers at?)
I know that you need me, in your life
And if you're hungry
You can reach for me, I satisfy with
Peanuts, caramel, and nougat
All coated with milk chocolate, baby
(Snickers!) You ain't you when you're hungry
(Snickers!) It's a candy bar

[Verse 2: Stamper]
I'm told my polar is bi...whatever that means
But pardon me for using my mind, at full capacity
I'm happy sometimes, but when I'm not, boy, they question my sanity
For examining humanity and calling it what it is: a tragedy
And apparently, I'm losing a battle with an air quotes "Split Personality"
Man, fuck your theory
And I had a meeting, with the other people livin' in my mind
And it's unanimous, we all disagree
And yo, don't take it from me
But I'm sure it's a common phenomenon
To think about life, and wish your dad had fucked your mom with a condom on
And I know it's wrong
It's just that some days I'm feeling worthless
Like a white crayon, with even less purpose
So I nervously circumvent all the people who love me
Wordless as I bear the burdens floatin' above me
Hurt and discouragement burnin' in the pit of my tummy
Grippin' Snickers in my fist in case I get a little hungry (Why wait?)

[Chorus: Katie Burke, Stamper]
I know that you want me (Where my Snickers at?)
I know that you need me, in your life
And if you're hungry
You can reach for me, I satisfy with
Peanuts, caramel, and nougat
All coated with milk chocolate, baby
(Snickers!) You ain't you when you're hungry
(Snickers!)It's a candy bar

[Verse 3: Stamper]
They say you only get one shot to make your mark
Don't overthink it, just hit your NOS and punch the throttle
So I accept their advice, and take a shot of Maker's Mark
Reflect on my past, then pound the rest of the bottle
If I was living my life like there was no tomorrow
You'd probably locate my corpse on the shores of Knob Creek
With a corner report that says I drowned my sorrow
They found me bloated and purple and buried no feet deep
Hooded creature reaching out for me like r/nosleep
There is no sleep, for a brain that never takes a vacation
Psychological evaluation got me impatient
Breaking down a patient's brain into a shitty Jackson Pollack painting (Snickers!)
You see me smiling, I'm normally faking
Because it's easier than trying to explain what's wrong
And what's worse; how the fuck do you expect me to explain it to you
When I can't even tell myself first? (Snickers!)

[Chorus: Katie Burke, Stamper]
I know that you want me (Where my Snickers at?)
I know that you need me, in your life
And if you're hungry
You can reach for me, I satisfy with
Peanuts, caramel, and nougat
All coated with milk chocolate, baby
(Snickers!) You ain't you when you're hungry
(Snickers!) It's a candy bar

[Outro: Katie Burke & Stamper]
Dude, that was really depressing
What, you don't like Snickers?
Welp...more for me!