Canada Sucks

[Intro: Adam Bomb, *WWE sample* & *Family Guy sample*]
Ayo what up what up, Fifth Letter fam , legend Adam Bomb, Empire, Toronto crew, Hip Hop Canada what up
“‘You know I spent my childhood, in Canada
I grew up, in Canada
I became everything that I am today in Canada
But, as I was walking down the streets of Toronto today
Looking at the blue skies, and saying hi to all the Torontonians
One thought popped in my head:
Canada sucks!’
‘Woah-oh! Woah!”
“Canada sucks”
Yup
Don’t hate me, I just tell it like it is
If I was halfway across the world, I’d probably have a problem with that place too
But that’s not where I’m at, this is where I’m at
And this is not where it’s at, trust me
Yo, yo

[Verse 1: Adam Bomb & *Family Guy sample*]
Apparently there ain’t a place you could find
That could sincerely guarantee a bigger wastе of ya’ time
Home of the lost and thе disappointed teams
Who woulda been better off just avoiding dreams
Where no one tries ‘cause no one buys and no one signs
No one so no one rise, where no one guy stands out in no one’s eyes
It’s no wonder no one shines “Canada sucks”
Where the city go ‘drop a next tune
So we could watch the video, dropping next June’
Where rock’s ya’ best move to rake cash in, where rappers pay has-beens, collabing with Das EFX soon
We’re doomed, and everyone’s planning to bust
But when our only icon was a man in a tux
Where the fuck’s all the Lams and the Phantoms and trucks
All I see is one fan and some sluts, man Canada sucks

[Interlude: Adam Bomb]
Kids, go to school, get a job, sell drugs, rob people, do whatever the fuck you gotta do
Just don’t rap, it’s not happening up here
These rappers might say yeah, they the ones that’s gon’ do it
Sure, you gon’ be the one motherfucker that manages to do it up here
I believe that, tell me more about that, haha

[Verse 2: Adam Bomb]
They say legend get ya’ business right
I know Juno nominees getting evicted from they cribs tonight
And I don’t mind to rock a old plain white tee
But why the fuck Sox on a GO train like me?
And how come K-OS couldn’t roll in the jam
And had to ask the bouncer ‘do you know who I am?’
When Belly sells like Ron Artest, only few or Yogi Stewart ain’t the biggest waste of dough on a man
Damn, Dan-e-o’s a wrestler now?
Guess the pizza pocket checks got stretched somehow
Frankie Ano own a gym and thrust each class
But Crumple still unemployed, plus he trash
So how he gon’ possibly stack his bread?
If we all struggling then that kid’s dead
We got skills we just gotta get rappers fed
So I’m the last one that laughed and said

[Interlude 2: scratches, *Family Guy sample* & *sample*]
“Canada sucks”
“Canada sucks”
“Canada sucks”
“We have this breaking news, Canada fucking sucks”
“Canada sucks”

[Verse 3: Adam Bomb]
Yo, now let me tell you ‘bout some rappers that I actually know
Hate my guts but wanna give dap to me ‘do
This lil’ industry puppet named-