Jim’s Big Ego
Jim’s Big Ego
Jim’s Big Ego
Jim’s Big Ego
Jim’s Big Ego
Jim’s Big Ego
Jim’s Big Ego
Jim’s Big Ego
Jim’s Big Ego
Jim’s Big Ego
Jim’s Big Ego
Jim’s Big Ego
Well I'm finishing at school but I'm always in detention
Cause I can't stop fooling around
And I'm finally graduating without honorable mention
Cause I can't stop fooling around
And I'm finally getting married but we almost miss our wedding
Cause we can't stop fooling around
And the preacher has a little tiny nervous breakdown
Cause we can't stop fooling around
And I can't stop fooling around, I can't stop fooling around
Well I'm in line at the TSA
And I can't stop fooling around
Getting interrogated by the CIA
Because I can't stop fooling around
They finally let me go we're out on the runway
And I can't stop fooling around
And a flight attendant tries to choke me with a little tiny bag of peanuts
Cause I can't stop fooling around
And I can't stop fooling around, I can't stop fooling around
I finally get home and the IRS is going through my stuff
Because I can't stop fooling around
And my wife is packed up and she's ready to leave
Because I can't stop fooling around
And then my girlfriend shows up and says "what's going on?"
And I can't stop fooling around
And I'm out on the street and I'm all alone
Cause I can't stop fooling around
And I can't stop fooling around, I can't stop fooling around
So I go and visit my infirmed uncle Frank
Cause I can't stop fooling around
And I'm shooting roman candles at his oxygen tank
Cause I can't stop fooling around
And I'm there at his funeral and everyone is crying
And I can't stop fooling around
And I run up to the roof and jump and think I'm flying
And I can't stop fooling around
And I can't stop fooling around, I can't stop fooling around
And I go up to heaven to the pearly gates
And I can't stop fooling around
And I ask St. Peter to sing like Tom Waits
Because I can't stop fooling around
And Jesus says shut up or I'm going to get my dad
And I can't stop fooling around
And God comes down with a baseball bat
And I can't - ow
And I can't stop fooling around, I can't stop fooling around
Can’t Stop Foolin’ Around was written by Jim Infantino.