Can’t Quit the RCG (End Credits)

[Verse 1]
Some girls are sweeties who will fill your life with joy
Some girls will break your heart, leave you crying on the street destroyed
But I don't like those girls (Hey, hey!)
Don't need them in my world (Okay!)
I need a special girl you don't find everyday

[Pre-Chorus]
Don't need an overachiever
(Good girls, bad girls, I don't love them)
Bad girls are just bad news (No use, no, who)
What I'm looking for is a special class of girl who can kick my ass

[Chorus]
Need myself a River City Girl

[Verse 2]
Last night I took my boo on a nice romantic date
And I went to pay the check and she cracked my skull with a pasta plate
Said, "I don't mean no harm" (Oh no!)
And then she broke my arm (Just go!)
And that's the kind of charm that I appreciate

[Pre-Chorus]
I've always got a concussion
(Please don't die, no, not for a date)
My spine's been fractured six times (Oh, geez, stop, please)
But the fastest way to this boy's heart is to take me down with martial arts

[Chorus]
I can't quit these River City Girls
Will I survive these River City Girls?
I might just die from River City Girls