Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter

[Intro]
Yeah, what up, Varkis? (Ayo, Varkis)
Man, these—these days, I feel like I'm Kyle Johnson, bro

[Verse]
Yeah, okay, my money so big, it be sayin' "Fee-fie-foe-fum"
Put a GoPro on yo' bitch mouth, you'll see both my nuts
The whole song trash, how both you and your producer suck?
She said she like my dick 'cause it curve like an elephant tusk
They just asked me for a picture in the Meijer self-checkout
Sometimes I'm so depressed, I be tryna self checkout
It's a lot of girls in my DM's tryna have sex now
This girl's so fuckin' white, she made me feel like I'm in Get Out
They call me Ankith Woods, but I got it out the suburbs
My mom hate my music, and she don't like when I use cuss words
My mom hate that I drink, wait 'til she find out I do uppers
My aunties tellin' her I'm gettin' famous, she hearin' mutters (Okay)
Yeah, I just cooked a wagyu steak in Can't Believe It's Not Butter
This hoe got beef with me, but she ain't mad when I'm sucking on her udders
I'm a public servant in the sheets, I'm a generous lover (Ayy)
I took that hoe out to Texas Roadhouse, that's how you know I love her
I've been makin' so much money, she want me to hit it without a rubber
She treat me like a fuckin' sack of meat, I'm just tryna cuddle
I just want you to look me in my eyes and say you care about me
She treat me like a slut, that's why she ain't tell her parents 'bout me (Yeah)
My watch sparkle, bitch, my wrist look like a Geek Bar
Three hundred dollar sunglasses on, I can't see far
My trap phone on Cricket Wireless, it's got 3 bars
I just spent two hundred on a T-shirt 'cause I'm an idiot
You don't make enough money to be actin' that serious
I'm mentally ill, I don't need drugs to be delirious
I'll probably make yo' rent on my off week, that's my period
Nobody listen to your music, that's why they say "Y'all ain't hearin' him"

[Outro]
Yeah, yeah
Ain't nobody listen to your music, that's why they say "Y'all ain't hearin' him"
That's a real fuckin'—bro, y'all literally can't—
Like, I'm literally the only person that knows how to write, bro
You guys fuckin' suck, oh, my God