Can-O-Damn

[Chorus: Boonie Mayfield]
Ugh!
Girl, you stop traffic walking through the city
Old men crashing in their Cadillac doors
Plenty fish in the sea, a lot of them pretty
But nada nudder lady quite had it like yours
So far out, I should send a telegram
Looking like an ice cold twelve ounce Can-O-Damn
"What? A twelve ounce can of damn?"
An ice cold twelve ounce Can-O-Damn
When you see her say (Woo Hoo!)
When you see her say (Woo Hoo!)
When you see her say (Woo Hoo!)
Play that out, baby

[Post-Chorus: Boonie Mayfield]
[Guitar Solo: Boonie Mayfield]
Ugh
Ugh
Ugh
Girl, if I could
I'd pinch your booty
With my teeth
Heh heh heh
ILL University

[Verse 1: iStayJammin]
The name's Jammin, it's very nice to meet you doe
Venomous vixen, take a bite and die by lethal blow
Goddess a beauty, baptize me and thy cathedral
For I've sinned and must repent for my cerebral
A work of art, I done tainted because my ill mind
A strange fruit we ate in the yard of Eden
I'm O.D.ing, them tits borderline illegal
Double D doe, and that ass deserves a sequel
Rated G for God damn!
Bad enough to make a Muslim go HAM
A twelve ounce can before I'm home, it isn't gone
So I pull back in like "Can a nigga get a refill?"

[Verse 2: Jesse Saturn]
And I like you 'cause you so chill
Go down smoother than Goose for sure
What you think you equipped with a wide mouth for?
Ironic, I'm choking up
I approach you, hoping to open up
Think about that while I get in my feelings
Baby, don't look confused
I just get this thirsty when I look at you, heh
She popping that rocker like Motorola
Got flavor like Pepsi, a body like Coca-Cola
Damn she good, heavenly touch
But she gotta be bad, devilish ways
Hah, getting my 7-Up
I'ma sip that being that man I am
Eating her candy yams
She supplement with a Can-O-Damn

[Chorus: Boonie Mayfield]
Girl, you stop traffic walking through the city
Old men crashing in their Cadillac doors
Plenty fish in the sea, a lot of them pretty
But nada nudder lady quite had it like yours
So far out, I should send a telegram
Looking like an ice cold twelve ounce Can-O-Damn
"What? A twelve ounce can of damn?"
An ice cold twelve ounce Can-O-Damn
When you see her say (Woo Hoo!)
When you see her say (Woo Hoo!)
When you see her say (Woo Hoo!)
I got an idea
Ugh!

[Verse 3: Boonie Mayfield]
Maybe I can be ya' (What?)
Rebound if the other blew it
Maybe I can see ya' (When?)
Tonight if you open to it
Put me on, Bonita
Bonita, ooh, Bonita
I can follow the leader
You take it off then make me do it
How bout getting naked to it
Nudity is cool with me
Why oppose? All your clothes
Ain't got nothing to do with me (They don't)
You and me can reenact Set it Off
Getting off rubbing between your booty with jewelry
(Remember that shit?)
Aight, enough of the foolery
I'm just playing, don't take offense to what I was saying
I'm an honest man, but still a man I am
So if you ever put my hands one that Can-O-Damn (What?)

[Outro: Boonie Mayfield]
"Woooo Wee! Woo hoo! Boy, I'll take some ice cubes — and put them all over... I'ma shut up." (Good idea)