Cameltoe

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
Walking down the street something caught my eye
A growing epidemic that really ain't fly
This middle aged lady, I gotta be blunt
Her spandex biker shorts were creepin' up the front
I could see her uterus, her pants was too tight
She must'nt own panties, there were none in sight
She walked right by, the poor woman didn't know
She had a frontal wedgie, a cameltoe

[Chorus]
Mhm, that's right, uh-huh, oh no
Fix yourself, girl, you got a cameltoe
Mhm, that's right, uh-huh, oh no
Fix yourself, girl, you got a cameltoe

[Verse 2]
Girl, that's gotta hurt, take some time and adjust
Can't you see people staring and making a fuss?
Could not believe my eyes, had to take a second glance
Is your crotch hungry, girl? 'Cause it's eating your pants
Do you enjoy the commotion and attention it brings?
The only lips I wanna see are the ones that sing
In public putting on an X-rated show
Grossin' people out with your cameltoe

[Chorus]
Mhm, that's right, uh-huh, oh no
Fix yourself, girl, you got a cameltoe
Mhm, that's right, uh-huh, oh no
Fix yourself, girl, you got a cameltoe

[Verse 3]
First day of spring and by the looks of things
These girls have forgotten how to dress
A little too quick wearin' pum pum shorts
And it's causin' me much distress
Whoop, there it is, all right in the front
Everybody come and get a good look
I can see everything through the panty cling
Every cranny and every nook
Better take a quick minute before you step outside
And check the area that's pubic
Or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch
All twisted up like Rubik
Take words of advice 'cause it's not very nice
I wanna put you all in the know
Girls don't sleep, don't let your pants creep
Watch out for the cameltoe

[Chorus]
Mhm, that's right, uh-huh, oh no
Fix yourself, girl, you got a cameltoe
Mhm, that's right, uh-huh, oh no
Fix yourself, girl, you got a cameltoe

[Outro]
Freak it out, freak it out
Freak it out, freak it out
Freak it out, freak it out
Freak it out, freak it out