Call Me, Madam

Smoke in the lobby
Smoke on the airplane
Smoke when you’re feeling blue
Smoke at the office
Smoke in your car
Smoke waiting in line

Smoke at the hotel
Smoke at the airport
Smoke in a taxi
Smoke in your front yard
Smoke at the hospital
Smoke while dancing

Smoke at a movie
Smoke when you’re alone
Smoke when the heart aches
Smoke when you’re tired
Smoke on a game show
Smoke in Las Vegas
Smoke when its raining
Smoke when driven night

Smoke in a barber shop
Smoke at a job interview
Smoke while you’re swimming
Smoke when it’s raining

Smoke like a cowboy
Smoke while daydreaming
Smoke like it’s your last cigarette

Quit tomorrow