Call It Right Call It Wrong

It's wrong for an Arab to drink liquor
But he's a real man if he has two wives
It's wrong for a western man to marry two women
But he's a real man if he can drink all night

In Greece, take your wine glass and smash it on the floor
They say "Ha ha! How happy you are!"
But here if you break your glass and behave bizzare
They're gonna kick you right out of that bar

How does it look from over there?
I'd like to see it through your eyes?
Let's trade sins, if you don't mind
I'll use yours and you use mine

Other ladies hide behind veils
And walk five paces behind the man
The western woman walks in front
And shows off her behind
In a skin-tight pair of western pants

Tonight my wife is yours, the Eskimo says
But Italians say "Play with my wife and you're dead!"
Sex is wrong 'til you're legally wed
No! Sex is right! Take everything to bed!

No one knows the rules when their a baby
As long as you feed me and play with me
But someone always says "Obey me"
But the notes don't matter, just play...

Call it right, call it wrong
All depends on where you're from
Call it right, call it wrong
Turn your passion off and on
Call it right, call it wrong
Twist their little minds when they're still young