Call ACab

[Verse 1]
Thank god for the cops
Who else is gonna show up and murder my neighbors' dog
Who else is gonna write a report when you get assaulted
Show up at the scene of the crime take a couple pictures and then
Accuse you of lying
We love the cops!
Who wouldn't ever lie on the stand
If you can't do the time you shouldn't have got that tan
We understand
They're trained to be afraid of the sun
So, they should definitely bе allowed
To shoot anyone

[Chorus]
We lovе the cops
Stop resisting
Try thanking him for his service
Gotta be nice
You wouldn't like him when he's sad
Starin' down a barrel
Why are you so nervous
If I got mugged I'd just call a cab
Call a cab, call a cab
If I got mugged I'd just call a cab

[Verse 2]
Give it up for the cops
40 percent'll put you on a shirt just for getting lost
Turn the blue lights on and cut the body cameras off
Detaining and tasing blind folks for looking at him wrong
It's fine as long as he's doing his job
Was that the cops
Who took an hour to open a door that was never locked
400 to 1 just ain't good enough, it's tough
Remember the words of Martin Luther King
“When you're marching in the streets, try not to break anything.“

[Chorus]
We love the cops
Stop resisting
Try thanking him for his service
Gotta be nice
You wouldn't like him when he's sad
Starin' down a barrel
Why are you so nervous
If I got mugged I'd just call a cab
Call a cab, call a cab
If I got mugged I'd just call a cab

[Outro]
Thank God for the cops
Stop resisting
Try thanking him for his service
Gotta be nice
You wouldn't like him when he's sad
Starin' down a barrel
Why are you so nervous
If I got mugged I'd call a cab
Call a cab, call a cab
If I got mugged I'd call a cab