Dutch is fed up of the multiple relationships that he’s been in, that never seem to last more than a month. He ironically compares these women to girls whose pictures are on calendars, with every month being a picture of a different girl.
[Intro]
All of these calendar girls that are fucking my world up
I'm sick of calendar girls when they head it don't grow up
{Pre-Chorus]
You never said thank you for all the things I did
You really should go see a therapist
Oh you gon stab me in the back? (In the back)
I'll rip the brakes right out your car (I hope you crash yeah)
Oh I might just go and burn your house down [?] your bestfriend and make out at the bar (Out at the bar)
Oh yeah you so overrated but these boys they go crazy when you call (Oh when you call)
Oh she a calendar girl, she gon stay one month then she's gone
Oh then she's gone (Yeah)
[Chorus]
All of these calendar girls that are fucking my world up
I'm sick of calendar girls when they head it don't grow up
[Verse 1]
Soon as I let one thing slide, she was skatin'
Soon as you recognize real, she was fakin'
She that Virginia George schemin' on the daily, I swear it's on the daily, baby (Yeah)
I shoulda seen the red flags that were wavin' in front of my face
All my friends say that I've got a type and I'm prayin' to god it'll change
[Pre-Chorus]
Cause you never said thank you for all the things I did (I did right)
You really should go see a therapist
Oh you gon stab me in the back? (Yea-yeah)
I'll rip the brakes right out your car (I hope you crash yeah)
Oh I might just go and burn your house down [?] your bestfriend and make out at the bar (Out at the bar)
Oh yeah you so overrated but these boys they go crazy when you call (Oh when you call)
Oh she a calendar girl, she gon stay one month then she's gone
Oh then she's gone (Yeah)
[Chorus]
All of these calendar girls that are fucking my world up
I'm sick of calendar girls when they head it don't grow up
[Verse 2]
A shopoholic, she a master in the art
You bet your ass she pullin' streaks on every hour
A different boy from janu, feb then me for march
I've been swimming with the sharks
[Outro]
Cause you never said thank you for all the things I did (Oh no)
You really should go see a therapist
Oh you gon stab me in the back? (Yea-yeah)
I'll rip the brakes right out your car (I hope you crash yeah)
Oh I might just go and burn your house down [?] your bestfriend and make out at the bar (Make out at the bar)
Oh yeah you so overrated but these boys they go crazy when you call (Call, when you call)
Oh she a calendar girl, she gon stay one month then she's gone
Oh then she's gone (Yeah)
Calendar Girls was written by Dutch Melrose.
Calendar Girls was produced by Dutch Melrose & Austin Weller.
Dutch Melrose released Calendar Girls on Thu Oct 21 2021.