Cailtyn and Haley

[HALEY]
Caitlyn is growing
She grew two inches just last year
Mom says Caitlyn's becoming a woman

Caitlyn got louder
She's always talking on the phone
Caitlyn wears earrings and lipstick

Caitlyn got a cell phone
Caitlyn got a license
Caitlyn got a boyfriend
Caitlyn gets everything

Caitlyn won't play with me anymore
Like she used to
Won't help me with my homework
Like she did before she grew
Caitlyn tells stories that aren't true

She told mom she was sleeping over at Julie's
But I saw her go out with that slimy guy
With hair all ovеr his face
Caitlyn's now friends with the bulliеs
Who in middle school she swore forever to hate

Caitlyn is bad now

Caitlyn is stealing mom's money
Caitlyn won't laugh at my jokes anymore
Caitlyn says I am not funny
And Caitlyn is dressing like a whore

Caitlyn is growing
I saw her smoke a cigarette
Mom says, "Caitlyn's becoming a woman"
But if Caitlyn is a woman
I don't wanna be a woman quite yet

[CAITLYN]
Haley's a baby
She hasn't started puberty
Haley is stealing my sport's bras

Haley's flat-chested
She's always looking through my drawers
Haley is still wearing scrunchies

Haley got annoying
Haley's gotten younger
Haley's gotten needy
Haley wants everything

Haley is mad I moved out of room
I put my stuff in the attic
Haley just cries when she can't get her way
She's way too dramatic
Haley says I act erratic
She probably got that from mom

She's always acting mean to my boyfriend
She locks herself up in her room
Whenever he comes by
Haley won't ride in my car now
She says it smells way too smokey inside

Haley is acting like a baby
She has no friends but mom and dad
Haley loves sharing my secrets
And telling on me when I do something bad

Haley's a baby
Was I that young at her age`
I tell all my friends
She's just going through a stage

[BOTH]
I wish Caitlyn would stop growing
I wish Haley would start growing

[HALEY]
I wish Caitlyn still played foursquare

[CAITLYN]
I wish Haley did her hair

[HALEY]
I wish Caitlyn didn't date those guys

[CAITLYN]
I wish Haley didn't cry so much

[HALEY]
I wished Caitlyn move back in

[CAITLYN]
I wish Haley had tough skin

[BOTH]
I wish I had my sister back
My stupid, ugly sister back
We stuff ourselves then get real fat
Sneak down the stairs for a midnight snack

I hope we're on an upward track
I'll sign a form
I'll make a pact
She'll make up all the parts I lack
If I can have my sister back