[Verse 1]
Caesar and his goons in 40 BCE
Kicking ass and taking names
In France and Germany
Getting existential at the orgy in his palace
One day you can own the world
The next day you're a salad
[Verse 2]
When Arnold was a kid
He hit the golf ball good
People took him serious
Till one day Tiger Woods
Caught him mixing tea into his ice cold lemonade
They took off his green jacket
Put a trademark on his name
[Chorus]
A museum at the grocery store
Another hero down on aisle four
No one remembers how they got there anymore
Don't want to end up at the grocery store
[Verse 3]
Michael was a swimmer
The dude was born to win
Shirt off on a Wheaties box
The true olympian
But when Kobe beat the buzeer
Michael kissed his box goodbye
Now he's waking up at 2pm
Cause breakfast makes him cry
[Chorus]
A museum at the grocery store
Another hero down on aisle four
No one remembers how they got there anymore
Don't want to end up at the grocery store
[Verse 4]
Hi my name is Slimdan
Normal as they come
Sometimes I get high
And I (?) what I've done
Will I make it bigtime
Just for someone else to sell
Somewhere in the future
As a sandwich at a deli
Caeser salad - demo was written by Brian Brundage & slimdan.
slimdan released Caeser salad - demo on Fri May 26 2023.