Cadillac Tears

Well, he wanted someone firmer
And he wanted someone younger
And he always had a thing for blondes
As it happened
His new secretary happened to be all that rolled into one

And the woman who had lived with him
An angel who had given him the last twenty two years
Is now cryin' big Cadillac tears

Cadillac tears don't hurt so bad
Cadillac tears
She ain't so sad
Well, she might a lost her wedding ring
But she took him for everything
No, mama didn't do too bad
Aw, she's crying big Cadillac tears

Well, she's running through his money so fast it isn't funny
Aw, she's emptied every shop in town
Oh, she bought 'em Akin diamond rings
And lots of other shiny things to wear
When she goes steppin' out

And she's headed to her lawyers
'Cause this morning when he called her
He said, "Checks are pillin' up down here"
Aw, she's cryin' big Cadillac tears

Cadillac tears, don't hurt so bad
Cadillac tears
She ain't so sad
Well, she might a lost her wedding ring
But she took him for everything
No, mama didn't do too bad
Aw, she's crying big Cadillac tears

Hey man, she's crusin' down the street
With custom wheels and leather seats
You know, she gets a new one every year
Aw, she's crying big Cadillac tears

Mama is cryin' big Cadillac tears
Big old Cadillac tears