Cackles of the Mad

[Intro]
The Mad Hatter:
“Hey, Lausse!”
The March Hair:
“Hey! Hey Lausse!”
Lausse:
“Oh, hello guys…”
The Mad Hatter:
“Come here!”
The Dormouse:
“Yes, come here!”
The March Hair:
“Come, come join us!”

Lausse:
“How did you guys get here?”
The Dormouse:
“We burned!”
Lausse:
“Ah, you burned…”
The March Hair and The Mad Hatter:
“Yes, we burrrneed”
(hahahaha)

Lausse:
“And why did you guys burn, may I ask?”
The Dormouse:
“We came to turn into staaars!”
Lausse:
“Stars?”
The March Hair & The Mad Hatter:
“Yes! Hahahaha yes! Stars!”

The Mad Hatter:
“From Mars to stars!”
The March Hair:
“From Saino’s to Halos!”
(hahahahaha)
Lausse:
“I see…”

The March Hair & The Mad Hatter::
“Let us explain, Hum hum…”
Lausse:
“Oh yes, please do”

The Mad Altogether:

“Wobble and gobble your tears
We smile with yellow veneers
We flew to Mars, to try be stars
And flee from our horrible fears!
Come for a cup and a natter
We’ll dance till your worries lose matter
A plum and a pear, a mouse and a hare
Come dance with the fabulous hatter!”

The March Hare:
“I am the hare
In time I do despair
I'll ask the moon to rid me soon
Of time that paints my years!”

The March Hare & The Mad Hatter:
“He is the mouse…”
The Dormouse:
“Mmph! The dark is coming!”

The March Hare & The Mad Hatter:
“Sorry Lausse, this dear mouse
Is somewhat quite scared of CATS!
We are mad, we are stars
Come with us and dance on Mars
We don't bite, we might bark
Come with us and flee the dark!”

(erupt into cackles)