C. Diddy, H.S Kelly, and the Dick-Riders

[Verse]
Ay, I may have just found the real P. Diddy, and his name is Crispy
But it's more like C. Diddy, and he's a fuckin' danger to humanity
Not only does he look like he might fuck kids, his raps are also shitty
You're self-absorbed as fuck because he keeps gettin' humbled by his enemies
It guess that's what happens when all his mom does is fuckin' smother him with love
This bitch ain't no dove, although he got pooped on by and choked on one
Listen, my name is G-LOCK 'cause I'm a fuckin' dissing gun
You have two abilities, showing zero humility and causin' a hell lotta drama
I'm laughing my ass off at the fact you think highlighting makes you a lyrical god
You probably highlight more than anyone else and y'all stil suck a lot
I'm not even gonna tell ya to watch it, 'cause this entire site already had you dropped
And I guess that's why you can only get recognition by makin' new opps
I only made opps to showcase my roasting skills, but you're just bitching
You pathetic loser, a deeper grave is all you're digging
You know you're getting destroyed, this shit is lyrical whipping
Apologize for yo birth immediately, I ain't even fuckin' kidding
And now let's compare and contrast Crispy and Shavan since they're both bitches
And so are EnergyDriven and HotSanta, the last three's dicks combined ain't even an inch
This is on Shavan, but HotSanta got his ass beat numerous times by the Grinch
I'll watch ya cry when you get banned and laugh, and I won't even flinch
Now on Shavan, and that gay dickhead is actually a major whore
You're the other one talkin' about dick sizes, but you look like you watch porn
You know how bad your challengers destroyed you, and it makes you so sore
You probably just stay in yo mom's basement all day, you can't even fit through the door
Quit copyin' HotSanta's flow, he's only capable of talkin' about people's dick sizes
Ok, but also please explain how Jason has this many disguises
Please stay off this site for 2 minutes before I can confirm you're definitely lifeless
You're probably at least 35, but you still act very childish
Your name is Shavan, but you don't fit the definition
You're a fuckin' loser, and that's probably why you get no attention or recognition
In all of yo disses, all you're capable of is missin'
To exterminate and smoke hoes like you is my fuckin' mission
And EnergyDriven is just about as much of a fuckin' loser
As Shavan, that bitch knows I'm way fuckin' cooler
He can't talk shit in real life because he's just about as soft as his computer
Getting butt-fucked by gay men and playing with digital man boobs is that hoe's fuckin' future
He's probably unsatisfied because he didn't piss off enough people today
He's been butthurt for the last 24 minutes, call that shit a holiday
He's also been butt-fucked, and that's why he sendin' me all this hate
That bitch just wrote another shitty rap, and now he'll fuckin' pay
We all know the only thing you impressive at is suckin' dick
You make way more pussy moves than imaginable, and that shit's chronic
When I asked yo "mommy" to describe yo birth, she said "tragic"
In fact, don't be surprised if this diss becomes a fuckin' classic
If you really get women, you shouldn't need Katherine for affection
Maybe you should find a mirror in prison and fill out a reflection
And then you'll realize you're a major loser and that ain't no question
And when you get abandoned on this site, don't get mad and pull up on me wit' a weapon
And finally, we got HotSanta, who's the most retarded and whiny bitch
In fact, that man is such a bitch, he doesn't even deserve a dick
The only way you can lose your virginity is penetrating other gay men's dicks
Nobody likes a bitchin' loser, and that probably explains why you have no chicks
What you and alsparx are committing is called identity theft, you fuckin' loser
"It wasn't a crime back in my day", well, OK boomer
You can't even get within 3 miles of a woman, so it's hard to believe you'd get bitches wetter
You're probably still 40 but you're still a fuckin' bedwetter
You're so fuckin' pathetic you needed Coindrop to help you in this war
Your raps are so fuckin' shitty, go the fuck back to the bar
By the way, you'd look like you'd get your ass beat by a fuckin' digital avatar
The fact you still haven't been put on Neighborhood Watch is just plain bizarre
I guess you didn't register, or they didn't suspect you since you ain't shit
And you're so unattractive, even in your dreams, you can't get a bitch
But what nobody told this hoe is that a pimp is just a greedier version of a simp
Now shut the fuck up and try rapping about something besides the sizes of dicks. (Pedophile)