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[Whats more offensive than Dane Cook being labelled a comedian?
Tony Abbott wearing budgie smugglers
But even more offensive than that?
Uh... Well...]

Look how long it took for them to kick big ears out
I guess they also got sick of this promise drought
This new guy better turn the bull around and fucking do it right
Take Australia out of the depths of hell and into the light

I said yes, I say yes
I said yes...

No more hairy chest
No more smuggles!
No more looking at ears wider than Stewie's head
Oh no

[Nose grew so big cause' of all those... Broken promises
Congrats on keeping the boats away, but how about accomplishing things that we all fucking care about?]

Satan would be a better leader than you
That tie around your neck tightens, turning you blue