Buy Your Mum An iPhone

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Buy Your Mum An iPhone by SAMTIME (Ft. SAMTIME)

Release Date
Fri Sep 23 2022
Performed by
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Produced by
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Writed by
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“Buy Your Mum An iPhone” is a song written, produced, and released by Australian YouTuber Samuel Tucker, better known by internet alias SAMTIME. “BYMAi” involves Tim Cook responding a journalist during an Apple showcase having issues with texting with his mother (who apparently owned an Android, whi...

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Buy Your Mum An iPhone Lyrics

[Intro: YouTuber, Tim Cook, Journalist, and Apple Employee]
"I really like this one
Says Tim Cook
'Buy your mom an iPhone if you wanna end green bubbles'"
'I can't see my mom in certain videos, or she can't see me
In certain videos, and so we rea-' 'Buy your mom an iPhone' *laughter* '(Alright...
Let's get to our many questions)'

[Verse 1: Tim Cook]
There's a phone
You should own
If you want that blue bubble
Never fear
I have it here, in my new store
It comes in grey, and has a way
To make everything okay
Buy it now, you'll see how it
Solves your problems...
There are
Ways to financе, if you don't have all of the money
Pay with a littlе card
And just a little cash

[Chorus: Tim Cook and The Audience]
Buy our phones...
For your mum and dad
So you can send vids
Without them going bad
There are
Android users
And you have to show 'em they're losers
Buy your mum an iPhone, then you'll thank me...
(Timmy! Timmy!)

[Verse 2: Tim Cook and Journalist]
There is more, in our store
Like the Apple Watch Ultra
Or, come with me
You will see
A HomePod Mini
Neither work, without these
IPhone Pro Max Black 14s
How 'bout this, blow me a kiss
"Is that free shipping?"
It is
Necessary (It's tough, uhh...)
Shut up and listen to me
If you need that blue
I got a phone for you

[Chorus]
Take a loan...
And buy your mum a phone
It works with everything that we own
If you wanna
Cure cancer
Pretty sure our phone is the answer
It'll save the world
And get you the girls
It'll make your dick much bigger
And put hair all of your chest
It'll solve third-world hunger and
They'll think that you're the best
If you give it to your mum
It'll make you her favorite son
And Jeremy, with his Blackberry
Can suck a dong

[Verse 3: Tim Cook, Jong-hee Han, and Bixby]
Sundar Pichai
Will eat your pie
And he will not ask permission
And his phones, are made of bones
Of missing children
DJ Koh, won't let you know
Why they recalled that Note 7
Turns out, they might turn you gay
Hey: it happened to me
The f***? (Oh my)
If you'll excuse me
I am Samsung's assistant Bixby
And I can assure you
That I don't have a clue

[Chorus: Tim Cook]
Buy our phones...
Or you hate your mum!
And want to fly to Japan
Just, to drop another bomb
Oh gosh!
Why did you do that?
Now, go home and buy your mum a new iPad
And an iPhone too, in Sierra Blue

[Verse 4: Tim Cook and Bixby]
One more thing...
One more thing!
This song keeps going (On and on)
'Til you log on a check out
All of your shopping (Very long song)
Oh yes, the iPhone's sexy
And you'll need the blue bubble to text me
So, buy one for your mum
Google's owned by Kim Jong (The Uninator)
(Oh hey) Did I mention
It'll radiate your chance to have children
So buy your mum an iPhone
Or get 5G

[Outro: Tim Cook and Bixby]
To your kidney
For a small fee
I'm not kidding
You have to do what I say
I will drink your milkshake
Think about your family (Think about it)
I will end them gladly
Buy your mum an iPhone...
Make sure it's a big one...
Thank you!
Good morning!
And good night

Buy Your Mum An iPhone Q&A

Who wrote Buy Your Mum An iPhone's ?

Buy Your Mum An iPhone was written by SAMTIME.

Who produced Buy Your Mum An iPhone's ?

Buy Your Mum An iPhone was produced by SAMTIME.

When did SAMTIME release Buy Your Mum An iPhone?

SAMTIME released Buy Your Mum An iPhone on Fri Sep 23 2022.

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