Butterface

[Intro skit]
[Ali] Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo Jensen, man!
[Karl] What up, Ab?
[Ali] Yo, what's up with that blazing body chick I seen you with last night?
[Karl] Oh, the one with the cha-chas and the ass?
[Ali] The one with ch-ch-ch-ch-cha-chas and the ass!
[Karl] Yo, I couldn't do it
[Ali] What's the deal?
[Karl] I... at 2 AM, the lights come on...
[Ali] Aww man, I thought you left with her!
[Karl] Naw, she was butterface
[Ali] What's a butterface?
[Karl] She was hot... but her face!
[Ali] Ohhhh...!

[Verse One: Ali Abnormal]
Here's a little story that needs to be heard
About banging body birds with a face like turd
Who look good from far but look far from good
Butterface worldwide in any neck of the woods
Situations like this is understood to be deceptive
Make sure to look at the grill to be protective
Caught a bad case one night around the rest
Seen this bitty stacked, strutting with a tight dress
Nicely curved thighs and symmetrical breasts
But a face like Colin Powell perched in a owl's nest
Standing far from the car, thought she had a plush ass
Til she got close and flashed handlebar mustache!
She looked like Bea Arthur mixed with a sea otter
Resulting from a hooker mom and a queer father
Never should have said yes, accepted any offer
Butterface bitch!

[Hook: Hot Karl with Ali Abnormal]
What a case of the butterface!
{What's that?}
It's when the body looks smash
But the face is trash
{Ugly ladies!}
Fuck around and get rabies
Body be to lick
Face look like shit
What a case of the butterface!
{What's that?}
It's when the body looks smash
But the face is trash
{Ugly ladies!}
Fuck around and get rabies
Body be to lick
Face look like shit

[Verse Two: Hot Karl]
BLEEEAGH! That kind of shit makes me ill
Girl with a banging body but a George Foreman grill
Everybody knows a ho who probably done caught a case
Tits and ass out the game but with a German Shepard face
Man this one time, I approached one from behind
She turned around and talked and I'm like "mmm... nevermind"
She might have a tight ass and some huge boobies (okay)
But turn the lights on and she's like Sloth from Goonies (HEY YOU GUUUYS)
Please have your body tell your face to catch up
And don't forget a ski mask if you decide to dress up
You're pretty in the middle so you might get sexed up
But you look like Macy Gray straight from the neck up
Yeah, she's cool at night but then you get her in some light
She's like Madeleine Albright after a Mike Tyson fight (ching!)
Sure your body's alright but ugly's not my taste
Yeah I'd probably fuck her... but her face

[Hook Two]
What a case of the butterface!
{What's that?}
It's when the body looks smash
But the face is trash
{Ugly ladies!}
Fuck around and get rabies
Body be to lick
Face look like shit
What a case of the butterface!
{What's that?}
It's when the body looks smash
But the face is trash
{Ugly ladies!}
Fuck around and get rabies
Body be to lick
Face look like shit

Butterface
B-b-b-b-b-b-butterface
Ooooooh, butterface, butterface

[Verse Three]
[Karl]
I knew this butter named Carrie, situation scary
Body like heaven, sideburns like Luke Perry
[Ali]
Well, this other chick named Penelope, face like a felony
Yellow teeth, in between each a piece of celery
[Karl]
Don't forget Britney, nineteen but looked sixty
I'd feel the brush from her unibrow so she was history
[Ali]
S-s-s-s-syphilisly sickly Stacey was never hot
Fire crotch, fire crotch, with a nose like Ed Koch
[Karl]
Want examples of a butterface? RuPaul is prime
[Ali]
RuPaul's a guy!
[Karl]
Aww, fuck that, nevermind!
[Ali]
Yo Karl, remember Vera? We couldn't stand near her!
She smelled like crap and plus her face cracked mirrors
Goofy looking broads, stand out like Mr. Ed
[Karl]
Flappin' they yaps without a word never said
[Ali]
Ferocious halitosis, breath smells cheddar bread
[Karl]
I gotta say these butterfaces been giving better head

[Hook Three]
Chronic case of the butterface!
{What's that?}
It's when the body looks smash
But the face is trash
{Ugly ladies!}
Fuck around and get rabies
Body be to lick
Face look like shit
What a case of the butterface!
{What's that?}
It's when the body looks smash
But the face is trash
{Ugly ladies!}
Fuck around and get rabies
Body be to lick
Face look like shit

[Outro: Hot Karl with Ali Abnormal]
Yo.. Tori Spelling is a {butterface}
Courtney Love... {butterface}
Brandi... {kinda butterface}
Sarah Jessica Parker... {super butterface}
Chick from "American Pie"... {butterface}
Your girlfriend is {b-b-b-butterface}
Lisa Marie Presley... {fuck her face}
Sorry, Mya... {you're a butterface}
Streisand... {classic butterface}
Angela Bassett... {tough butterface}
Serena Williams... {butterface}
Madonna... {recently a butterface}